You know the saying “you have to crawl before you walk?” Well Brian Pumper is trying to sprint in the rap game before he even learned how to stand. Barely a hour removed from his 15 minutes with Cowboy Curtis’ daughter, he’s taking the 50 Cent route with an unwarrented diss towards the Jiggaman. And the G-Unit correlation is spoken figuratively as you hear him plead for a record deal towards the tail end.
“Your sex game weak/you don’t lick coochie right/you ain’t poppin’ no meat…” Really? C’mon son! © Ed Lover.
More than likely, we won’t get a Jay response but Hov has been known to kill non-rap opposistion with one-liners. Is this what you want Brian? Needless to say, TSS can’t wait to review his album.
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dude sounds 2 much like 50 ….50 wrote it prolly
this dude makes Freddie Gibbs look like OJ Da Juiceman’s retarded cousin, he is the GOAT and I think he is going to takeover the game…
lol There are parts of this video that I swear even he’s thinking “What the hell am I listening too?”
The head movements/facial expressions are not necessary. Just make him look that more lame.
isn’t this the dude that people thought was Lloyd Banks in that gay porn video???
He needs to stick to his day job; his rapping is ass.
Can’t believe I sat here and listened to the whole song. I am a loser.
I feel dumber for having listen to this.
havent listened, wont listen. Win win for him. TSS just made this dude get more publicity than he ever probably imagined. I expect another subliminal diss from jay z. probably something to do with dude dont got money/beyonce/rap skills/*whatever jay has that most people dont here*/ et. all
so are movies and rap videos the equivalent of sextapes for porn stars? Cuz i feel like this is something he would be embarrassed about the general public seeing.
The only thing that compelled me to read this post was the fact that the dude in the summary on the main page looked like Omarion. I thought to myself “What the fuck does Omarion and Brian Pumper have in common? Shitty Music, so lemme go look at this post”. I was then tempted to listen to the song, but the fact that you guys chose that white girl + Pumper picture made me think about if the girl actually watches porn (specifically interracial) and knows that ninja’s work (both gay and straight) or if she don’t know about it at all. Either way she probably has Jungle Fever and wants him to beat it out the box. A bunch of random thoughts also popped up and I forgot to press play (No Diddy).
Glad I did.
Any chance you guys could hook up a Tila Tequila style interview and absolutely harpoon this pricks rap career before it gets any further?
im not finna watch ths mess.sombody stop ths fuckn fuck.jeez-o-peet!pow.
2nd don king’s idea.. that would be classic.
***word2athrin***
He free styled on Shade45 this weekend and Miss Meme told him to stick with porn… it was awful.
Brian Pumper puttin out this song is the biggest diss anyone could ever do to Brian Pumper.
head nod fail.
watch ths dog butt ass nigga get like 100 comments.y do we feel compelld 2speak on da nonsens guys….com on……….pow.
LOL. This is too funny man. I’m sorry hahahahahaha.
The fact that he actually believes it’s hot is beyond funny. Who the hell are his yes men?
Is this what hip hop is reduced to??? I just threw up in my mouth.
lets have a freestyle battle btwn him and oj da jewman
A TSS Brian Pumper album review might equal the likes of Khia’s album review. Now THAT was classic.
this guy is a walking stereotype.
lol, weak
A TSS Brian Pumper album review might equal the likes of Khia’s album review. Now THAT was classic.
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I just looked it up… Bwhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahah!!!!!
I don’t ever think I laughed so hard in my life!
“I’m a f****n knucklehead.” Ya got that right. (In Archie Bunker voice) Ya meathead.
Interesting that he manages to diss himself in an attempt to diss someone else.
Just pissin’ in the wind, I guess.
Nigga is stupid weak! LoL. How is he gon’ come outta no where tryna diss a nigga like Jay?? WoW. Brian Pumper, YOU SUCC!
he disses jayz’s bedroom game nothing more
beyoncé have to respond !!!
jajajajaja
o….and its shaved lol
This nigga has been alive for way to long :(
Gz Up says:
this dude makes Freddie Gibbs look like OJ Da Juiceman’s retarded cousin, he is the GOAT and I think he is going to takeover the game…
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If I knew where you lived I would pour a big ass pitcher of water on you computer
Really THO! Oh Nooooooo, that boy must have some people paying him to look this Foolish. And the Hook! Ahhhh Gimme break, and had teh nerve to call it a Jay-Z diss. Which Jay more than likely will neva here…this is shameful.
Id fuck the shit out of beyonce though…..
#youknowyoubpumper…
*Listens for 52 seconds
*Turns Off
*Goes to Wash Ears Out With Gucci Mane Music
I’ve actually met the Mr. Pumper at a porno shoot, and holy shit is this D-bag annoying.
He’s got prob one of the biggest egos I’ve ever seen, and was trying to show off to everyone at the shoot. All he did was walk around telling everybody how he was gonna gape the shit out of the female talent. I was actually laughing towards the end every time he opened his mouth. Dude is a clown.
WTF
“ask my n***a lebron.we so big we aint gotta respond. when you talkin to a don,please show respect like you talkin to your mom” – Jay-Z “blow the wistle” freestyle (aimed at mainly Deshawn Stevenson)…i bet you Jay is restrainin himself from hoppin on the “mc hammer” beat or *insert other popular beat*. lol
man this shit is terrible,but get the quotes right,he said ‘packin no meat’ not poppin…..new jack.
Yeah, Jay-Z probably not even paying attention to this shit . . .
This guy is so stupid. That is all he raps about is getting his freak on. That is not Hip Hop. I looked at plenty of his videos and they are wack. No substance period. He calls himself a porno rapper. That is just complete nonsense. I really hope the rap industry never takes this clown seriously. He is beyond annoying.
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