As you probably heard by now, Laurence Fishburne’s daughter Chippy D a.k.a. Montana Fishburne is hellbent on sending him to an early grave. It’s essentially a father FAIL when you’re a rich and successful actor and your little girl turns to the glamourous life of adult cinema. But when her sole reasoning is to become “famous like a Kardashian,” sometimes you have to look in the mirror and ask yourself: “did I read her My Little Pony enough as a child?”

The only winner in The Burning Fish Saga is Lloyd Banks’ bodybuildin’ stunt double, Brian Pumper. Not only did he already tap that ass—razorbumps and all—for some Vivid Video dollars, he’s riding her buzz to breathe life in his undead rap career. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the American Dream at work.