With a little help from comedian Jon Lajoie’s song “E=MC Vagina” and a few select ad-libs from the constantly locked up DMX and the Shawt Bus Shawty OJ Da Juiceman, Royce’s ode to “Vagina” off The Bar Exam 3 finds itself getting the video treatment. Just as ridiculous as the song itself, the visual is full of absurdness that will be sure to get the Detroit native’s addictive flow to hit the eardrums of a few new listeners who have their interest piqued by the title and the screenshots.
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*Dislike* not a fan.
“I cant have sex with your personality, and I cant put my penis in your college degree, and I cant shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?”
I kinda laughed at show me your genitals more than e=mc vagina
NICKEL!im mad low key.homie done stole my shit.thts exactly yi keep my shit lowercase.its more subtl n still gets da job done.pow.
Royce is a fool lol.
If his next album doesn’t come out on Shady Records, Marshall lost.
Hahaha!!! Funny shit man.
Hahaha I actually quite enjoyed BE3 and it’s humour.
AHAHAHAHAA!!!! Dat nigga stupid!!!
Sorry to bogart your post K1NG, you know we fam.
But I’m lookin for somebody.
HEY EVERYBODY!!!
There’s a commentator who calls himself “h” & he visits TSS sometimes to pop shit, like he does in David D’s Lil’ B post.
http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/07/lil-b-performs-for-a-sold-out-new-york-crowd
The “h” stands for hater.
Well, h got mad cuz I called him a punk-ass bitch for talkin smack about NYC. So he came to my place of business, THE SPIZZY, to leave comments like:
“Fuck you suck man”
“YOu might aswell kill yourself.. No one will ever buy your gay shit.”
“Straight up no one faggot should be your caption.”
I didn’t have to approve his comments but I did, cuz I like comedy.
Is this how cyber-thugs handle beef? Is that the best keyboard-killaz can do? My blog is on fire right now, so your words are hollow. Look at how I get down… and this ain’t been updated in a year:
http://www.myspace.com/blackpacino/photos
I’ve had real beef where niggaz came to my crib with guns to kill me, so I’m tryin to understand how it’s done online.
Well guess what, h? Now I have your email address, which is:
cheese@gmail.com
It’s prolly as fake as you. Still, being a journalist, I ran it thru the social networks & the only thing I came up with was your MYSPACE PAGE:
http://www.myspace.com/39042419
Your MySpace name is appropriate: YELLOW. Just like the coward you are, you fuckin twerp. You ain’t even got a pic up, lookin like a SPAM page. Is it cuz you got nuthin goin on? Is it cuz you get no pussy? Ashamed to show ya’ grill? Awww, how sad & pathetic. While go-getters like me make power-moves, you go from blog-to-blog & make comments.
I see you’re in Michigan. Well you’re in luck, fag. ‘CUZ I HAVE FAMILY IN DETROIT. No, really… I DO. Cousins, uncles & very close friends. I ain’t been there in a while but I stay in touch with em. Word to my pops.
So I’ll tell you what, h. Send me a pic of yourself. Tell me where you hang. I live in Bushwick. I hang in L.E.S. Manhattan, in Campos Houses & Jacob Riis Projects, my 2nd home. I’m always in Kingsborough PJ’s too.
Once we figure out locations, you send your ppl in NYC to get ME & I’ll send my ppl to Detroit to get YOU. FUCK THE INTERNET. That is, if you even have folk in NYC, you faceless, hatin, virgin bitch.
Am I takin this too serious? Yeah. ‘Cuz that’s the only way I know how to do shit, h. I don’t know about net beef. I only know street beef.
If you ain’t prepared to do that, pop a dick in ya’ mouth like a pacifier. The proof is at The Spizzy: I get pussy. I’m VIP at the best parties. I write for major NYC newspapers & magazines. I hang in Vegas & chop it up with pornstars. I live in the most expensive city in America & still buy $1,000 plane tickets to see my folk in Japan on the reg. Google me, my name is known.
Who the fuck are you?
the Whoo Kid version of this post:
With a little help *guncocks* from comBANGBANGBANGedian Jon Lajoie’s song “E=MC Vagina” AHAHAHAH *laugh cuts off abruptly* and a few select ad-libs “whooooooooooookiiiiiiiiiid” from *inexplicably just deletes words* up DMX and the Shawt *SCREAM!!!!!!* Bus Shawty OJ Da “Smoking Section!” Juiceman, “We Major!” “Royce’s ode “shouts to K1ng!” to “Vagina” off *Click-click* The Bar Exam BANGBANGBANG 3 finds itself getting the vAHAHAHAH *laugh cuts off abruptly*ideo treatment. Just as *inexplicably just deletes words again* is full of absurdness “whoooooooo kiiiiiiid” that will be *SCREAM!!!!* sure to get the Detroit “Bring it back!” sure to get the Detroit “Whooooooooo kiiiiiid” native’s addictive flow “SHADY!” to hit the eardrums of a few *gun-cock* new listeners BANGBANGBANG who have their interest piqued by *inexplicably deletes the last three words of post*
sorry i’m still bitter over how he tried to ruin BE3
SMH…
interesting