After vowing to appear in HBO’s True Blood last year, it seems Bigg Snoop Dogg has waited long enough for his guest-starring role. But, instead of heading back to a part-time job at Starbucks like every other shafted actor who didn’t get the call back, this Long Beach legend took it upon himself to get an officially-endorsed music video instead.

Set on location in front of the delectable drama’s fictional diner Merlots, “Oh Sookie” finds Uncle Snoopy reciting a live love letter to Vampire Bill’s leading lady, hoping to prove that the old ‘once you go Black…’ adage holds up against eternal experience in the sack from his undead counterpart.

If Snoop can’t swing it, Jimmy Bones might have to come in for back up.