While the exact jurisdisction hasn’t been established yet, just know Lady Gaga is the Queen of something. At this point, she’s above just releasing a quick flipcam video with concert footage spliced in between clips of her eating Doritos. It has to be big. (Her words, definitely not mine.)
Just like the “Telephone” peculica, “Alejandro” is a risqué patchwork of softcore erotica and illuminations of contemporary art. Steven Klein directed the mini-movie in the same vein as his most notable work with Madonna. Which would probably explain the abundance of scantily clad males.
Come to think of it, nine minutes is a very long time. Good luck finishing this one, fellas.


Fuck This. She looks so God awful…Gay Nazi’s dancing…Guys in fishnets and stilletto’s getting screwed by Lady Gag…Swallowing a Rosary…I dunno what she is trying to stand for? She just seems so manufactured. Like trying to create controversy over something u dont really stand for..just because you think it might piss a special interest group or the media off or something..
on a side note…holy shit lauryn hill is performing at rock the bells…along with snoop, tribe and premier…
Jordin Sparks >>> Lady Gaga
This video is like a cross between Paul Verhoeven’s Black Book and a Jean Paul Gaultier advert for one of his fragerances, all in all, pretty fruity ole chap.
People think GaGa is the second coming of glam-pop or something. She can actually sing and is a good songwriter, but she isn’t Madonna 2.0 or David Bowie’s lost child.
Lady Gaga’s mad contrived–to the point of boring. She’s startin to believe her own hype, too. but people like this mess? So whatcha gonna do? Luv it or lump it.
Wonda how much Akon’s makin off her?
The melody is copped from Ace of Base; her look Madonna; dancers from Studio 54. I really liked her R&B side, cuz she has talent, but that’s just me.
I ain’t feeling it tho.
@Lorin! YESSSSSSSS I knew I wasn’t crazy when I felt that it had traces of Ace of Base’s Don’t Turn Around in it.
I recently got in an argument over this bitch when I walked in on some people watchin her Bad Romance video…
The problem with Gaga is…I cant dismiss her because bitch actually can sing…she actually is talented…she has a voice…problem is she has this whole persona (that did not exist back in her NYU days, Im sure theres youtube footage if you want more info) that seems so ridiculous and over the top and OBVIOUSLY not her & for marketing/publicity purposes…its a very very thick mask that not only has the world going crazy but creeps and disgusts the shit otuta me…the problem is this mask is so THICK that Im starting to think its just blending with her to become one, this weird erotic videos, the way she dresses, behaves, speaks in regards to anything (her music, her interests, society, etc), its all meant to get attention by being the most extreme she can be…
My boy used to work with Interscope and was tellin me about how he would see her walkin the halls back before her first album (The Fame I believe) and was like theres no way this skanky lookin cunt has got a future, and now this skanky lookin cunt has everyone’s head turnin at every little thing she does…for crying out loud we’re talkin about her on a hip-hop blog (true TSS is very diverse and covers more than just hip-hop, but I think you get my point)
And as much as i hate to say it, this bitch is the current generations Madonna/Cher/Britney…its all very scary and overwhelming for me to take in…I dont really know what to make of it…
But just like Black Canseco said, I bet Akon’s lovin it lol
why does she make herself look so ugly
*starts video*
guy in fishnets
*stops video*
lmfao @ vegas mike thats about how far i got.
I thought I was really gonna hate this but I didn’t. I don’t like it, but i don’t hate it. Just give us a Future Love video. Oh yeah, pause for watching the whole video. Just covering my bases.
ditto what Game Over said.
Oh come on, this is some good pop music. And if watching this video made you feel gay, you probably need to worry about being gay.
We have an acronym in the UK which GaGa suits perfectly:
she’s a BOBFOC
(Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch)
The 90′s called: Marilyn Manson and Madonna want their gimmicks back
OMG I absolutely adore Lady Gaga! I like that she is weird. Thanks for writing about her. I have added your site and will definitely stop by again!