For as far as you probably can remember, the name Halle Berry hasn’t only been the moniker of your ideal wifey, it has become the genericized term for any chick whose sex appeal was off the charts. From glorifying her in song, to convincing the world that bad acting equated to great awards, the level of praise Ms. Berry has attained has rivaled most demigods. But, as it still remains, staying involved isn’t her strong suite. This Capt. Obvious revelation comes on the heels of her breakup with yet another companion, scented magazine-ad supermodel Gabriel Aubry. No qualms with the custody issues for their child or child support. Just simply “woman go thattaway!”
The case of “it’s me, not you” is becoming fairly routine for Catwoman (As if the reports of her being catty, clingy and distant weren’t enough.) Do remember it was David Justice who initialized the divorce from their first marriage and Eric “Blouse” Benet was hellbent on tagging every broad in the world except his loyal bride when they were together. And it wasn’t that long ago when Heavy D had her calling him “Big Daddy” on his waterbed. You would think that this would be enough for him to jumpstart his career again with an album – or three – but nope, nothing. The kind of bragging rights that would have made him king of poker night never reached an MP3.
So what could it be? This is Halle Berry we’re talking about. I’ve been anti-HB for as probably long as I can remember and I have my own speculation. Every time she enters Splitsville, it ignites water cooler talk for days and days but I would always pinpoint one particular assumption that generally gets overlooked…
Pretty self-explanatory don’t you think?
Because a reoccurring problem could go on for years and sometimes you need some extra vinegar. As a guy, you would think you can handle it, or just may be “a bad day.” But the jury is out for Billy Bob’s studio prop and no one is going to “go with the flow” forever, if the flow don’t know when to go.
The good news is that she’s already dating again. Like the last guy says to the next guy: “Better you than me, brother!”
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this makes me think of that Martin Lawrence routine about feminine hygiene.
“Squash-squash!”
That’s some cold shit.
Read those comments under the “she’s already dating again” link lol @ dudes who are so mad they are looking foolish online (ONLINE!).
I guess “certain” dudes are mad because their delusion chances with Halle are done in their crazy minds.
Yeah, like she was planning on dating a regular dude who watches “Monster’s Ball” every night for “pleasure.”
Oops. Fantasy over.
Oh right! So that is what Massengill is!
All these years I’ve been hearing the word Massengill being thrown around rap tracks, wondering what it was all about. I had figured it had to do with sanitation, but ba-ding, the proof is in the pudding, thank you for clearing that up TSS.
Anyway, moving on to more important matters where it the Mosley vs Mayweather thread, fred?
i don’t remember who said it but the quote “just because she fine don’t mean she ain’t crazy” i’m sure fits
Halle is fine, but you know who the finest is?
Neyteri, yeah dude, she is like uber gorgeous, wouldn’t you all agree?
maybe ms berry will fight wit stacey dash to have jamie foxx. lmao
i was soooooooooooooooo disappointed with halles titties in swordfish
i was mad actually
i (ahem) had more fun with the scene where she had the black undies
now that muhthafckn shot was grrrreat!
i been wanna get that off my chest(no pun)
and what does 40yr old pussy look like?? taste feel..
@ Paw i was wondering the same thing when in 10th grade i heard cube say it in “a bird in the hand”.
LMAO at this post. I’ve thrown around this hypothesis as well as the incredibly lazy lay angle.
Here is a rebuttal to the flawed idea that Halle Berry cannot keep a man: [brownsista.com]
Why does the new dude look like a young Charlie Murphy! lol
Charlie Murphy’s True HollyWood Stories:
“Let me tell yall about the time I found the fountain of youth and used it to bone Halle Berry.” lol
^^
Lmfao.
“i was soooooooooooooooo disappointed with halles titties in swordfish”
Me too Zay.
The only redeeming quality of this post is that it allowed me to see that someone had the good sense and wit to think of the name “Sir Run Run Paw” (well done, sir).
I’m relieved for TC that he will never have to deal with the terribly trying real-life situation of being within touching distance of Ms. Berry or her private parts. That was a close one, buddy. And stay tuned for my post about how yummy and fresh I’m sure Gucci’s, Jimmy Jones’, and Freeway’s man-areas smell.
Knock it off, TC. Thank you. Love, Logan.
always heard from industry whispers that she was frigid! that’s why wesley snipes broke out.
David Justice became insanely jealous and threatened by Halle’s raising success because he acted like it took something away from him. Eric Benet was more of the same and both men admitted as much by actions, words and behavior. Gabriel Aubry hates the media and probably could no longer deal with it. All the men were tired of the attention Halle received from the media. She needs a man who is EXTREMELY SECURE in his own abilities and can brush the annoying media off. These type of men are much harder to find. It is easier for for a EGO BOUND man (or woman) to say “Halle can’t keep a man” when in REALITY is that they were not strong enough to keep her
Well I am not going to take the men’s side over Halle. She admited she was attracted to bad men (obviously something to do with her up bringing with her mother taking back her abusive father & him being absent). So it’s something to do with her about reliving her mother’s life in order for her not keeping a man for so long. However all this history of men doesn’t make her look as pure as she looks & present herself in her interviews. Perhaps if would turn a good man off when she shows off her body & acts as she lust after other men while she has boyfriends/husbands. Halle should be aware of the way she conducts herself because she’s a tease which is not a woman I would take seriously. I’d love a clean woman & Halle Berry is no pure water for me
Sometimes people feel forced to sacrifice morals and values to maintain their careers and fall short of respecting themselves, children and their spouses, especially in hollywood.
It can’t be easy to keep a high standard when everybody wants you naked but remember the outcome is very lonely and sad. A good actress should Stay strong.