Don’t even think marijuana. Not even hydro. The only way you can experience this type of inebriation is to take a gumball of that Jim Belushi and stuff it right up your nostrils until they start to ooze blood (eh, Gunplay?). And who else but the biggest bellied Bawse would find a way to revolutionize that type of debauchery into an audio format for his fans to get lifted to?

It’s pure Colombian china white as our hero Rick Ross rescues the damsel in distress, Stacey Dash from being seen in a yellow Lambo before Memorial Day. (A faux paus in the Bawse’s circle.) Afterwards, she picks cookie crumbs from his beard as he prepares to wax that ass. Teflon Don style.

Brought to you by F. Gary Gray. You know, the man who brought you the classic Friday. That would be the 1st one.

Download — Rick Ross Feat. Ne-Yo – “Super High”