Life is short…and Consequence drinks away the pain when he’s feeling blue. In this hilarious short directed by Derek Pike, Cons manages to relieve a bar of their entire Patron® supply, engage in fisticuffs with Statik Selektah, steal a kiss from Jen The Pen and fondle Kimmi Cupcakes’ muffin rack–all before praying to the porcelain god. Read the rest of this entry »

Why write it when Cool Material said it best?

“If you’re anything like us, your first fantasies about getting CPR from a hot chick started the first time you “accidentally” turned on Baywatch. As if hot chicks giving you CPR wasn’t already an impossible fantasy, Sexy CPR takes it up a notch by taking off more clothes. And then just for good measure they added a second hottie. The end result is part Human Resources video, part softcore porn and definitely not safe for work.”

Another batch of Dave’s Quality Meat on sale @ JackThreads. If you missed the first batch, this one’s for you.

Need an invite? Hit this link (www.jackthreads.com/invite/tss) and go save. Read the rest of this entry »

At some point, C-Murder managed to record enough material for a new album, presumably while on house arrest last year as he awaiting a new trial for the murder charges he was facing. While we all know the outcome at this point, one could assume that Corey would’ve taken the opportunity to shed some light on his thoughts during a stressful & uncertain time in his life.

Backed by an uplifting guitar lick and chorus, C-Murder puts on a brave face while anticipating the day he beats the charge. For all the assumptions about his presumed innocence, there are certain lines that could give credence as to why P decided to wash his hands of this whole situation. Freedom over street cred would seem to be a smart move, but it almost seems like Corey revels in the hood stripes he’s received from this whole ordeal. It’s a shame because this song kind of leaves me wanting to hear more from him, even though I already know how the story ends. Read the rest of this entry »

If the hipsters hated their moniker, then K.Flay, Kellee Maize and now Eternia, are going to absolutely despise the phrase “White girl rap.” Get over it ladies–it is what it is. Once the blanketed shroud of stereotype washes away, the critic will be forced to listen to what you have to say. Make it worthwhile or take the criticism in stride. Read the rest of this entry »

It was only a month ago that the world was LeBron’s oyster. Poised to make a title run, then sit back & watch the NBA participate in the LeBron sweepstakes, there didn’t seem to be anything that could derail his train. But a funny thing happened on the way to NBA immortality: between a disappointing Conference Semi-Final loss to the Celtics & rumors involving his mother and teammate Delonte West, leaving Cleveland didn’t seem like such a bad idea for once. While Cleveland always appeared to be the logical destination for LeBron’s immediate & continued basketball success, these two events will probably have more to do with his decision than he’d publicly like to admit.

With so many friends (true or new) & advisers wanting a piece of LeBron’s ear for various reasons, there may be one voice that will have a greater influence than what seemed plausible at one time. None other than the “Mike Jordan of mic recordin’,” Jay-Z, according to New York Post reports citing Sonny Vaccaro, the legendary maverick behind many a 5-star basketball camp & high dollar sneaker deals. Read the rest of this entry »

Vans & Supreme get together to release new styles of the Sk8-Hi Mid and the Era. Both of these are a smooth change of pace, featuring custom bleached denim uppers. Available in-store and online @ Supreme on May 27th. Read the rest of this entry »

Nikki Fay

Saying Goodbye To The Cougar Trend [PopEater]

‘B-Ball Wives’ Star: Someone Stole My Topless Pics [TMZ]

A Short History of Crappy Storage [Uproxx]

Hulk Hogan Suing the Makers of Cocoa Pebbles Cereal [Pro Wrestling]

Lima Time No More [Larry Brown Sports] Read the rest of this entry »

The last time we saw Grip Plyaz he had hipsters fearing for their lives with “F%#k Dat Hipster Sh!t” down at A3C. He reappeared again, making a noteworthy appearance on SMKA’s 808 Experiment Vol. 2 with the the trunk-rattling “Jockin’.” Since then he’s been off the grid so to speak, to the point where I began to wonder if he’d ever be heard from again.

His time away from the spotlight was well spent, as he was holed up the lab furiously compiling new material for his forthcoming album Purp, Wind & Fire. In order to introduce him to most & allow him to get reacquainted with others, we’ve hooked up with Grip’s Governed By Loyalty family for the 6 Pack Vol. 1: A Prelude To Purp, Wind & Fire, a short set of original tracks with production by The Weathermen and features from other residents from Atlanta’s esteemed underground movement. Read the rest of this entry »

Simply put, Thank Me Later has too many guest appearances. The people paid their money to hear Drake, not Sgt. Drizzy’s Lonely Hearts Club. It’s overly calculated, pieces of plastic like this that continue to strip the art from every industry album as the game keeps reforming. Read the rest of this entry »

Power 106′s (L.A.) DJ Reflex has a knack for getting your favorite rapper’s name out in the mix before you knew you should be listening to him. Hell, the man broke Kanye to national airwaves and we all know how that turned out. Just goes to show that radio still has some realism in it. Read the rest of this entry »

I’m more than *dead* at this video. Moreso than even *Jojo @ 1:50* at this video. I feel as though I just lost a fight in Mortal Kombat and Shang Tsung has ripped my soul of my body. Then gang-banged it.

Daggering is like “2 Girls 1 Cup” to a beat. With Jamaicans. And the world is the better for it. I hope that after 2012 and the world is destroyed, all that survives in some far-off underground nuclear bunker is a collection of videos of daggering. Read the rest of this entry »

This limited edition Distant Relatives tee taken off our backs and handed directly over to one winner and we’ll kick in a CD copy of the album to boot. All you have to do is enter. So, what are you waiting for? Read the rest of this entry »

Bobby Creek’s blood type has to be R for rap because the man’s bone marrow just has rhymes circulating through it for days and days. If it wasn’t so frowned upon, he would probably churn out a respectable mixtape every month. Aligning his deadly venom with Atlanta’s very own Coalition DJ’s and tackling several social-economical premises, Mr. Creekwater wants you all to know that his time is Not Now But Right Now.

Uncle Bobby forces his way into Kast’s legacy…

Bobby Creekwater – “Da Art Of Storytellin’ Part 5″

…And adds another tally mark into his.

Download — Bobby Creekwater – Not Now But Right Now

The line is long as f#ck. Unless you have women with you. If you have women with you, it’s pretty much a done deal. Right to the front of the line with you and two of your loveliest ladies.

The girls walk on either side of you, one on each arm. Walk up to the front of the line where Dom-the-Dime greats you with a smile and a nod. Walk on through the purple-flowered pergola and you hear from a dude in the line left in your wake say “So that’s what it takes. I see how it is.” Read the rest of this entry »