TSS: That makes sense. Can you give me a sample of the hottest 16 from your album?
Miss Tila: A what?
TSS: The hottest 16. A sample of the hottest 16.
Miss Tila: The hottest 16? From my album? [15 second pause] You want me to play it for you?
TSS: No, just a 16. The hottest 16. Just a few lines and why it’s particular telling about your album.
Miss Tila: Not “I Fucked the DJ” but another song?
TSS: Anything you’d like.
Miss Tila:
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Listen — Tila’s Hot 16
TSS: So…what made that a hot 16?
Miss Tila: Well that wasn’t a hot 16. I’m on NyQuil® still.
TSS: So, why was that a good 16 from the album?
Miss Tila: Well, the album has a lot of double entendres. And I take a few stabs at people. But you gotta be listening to it to know what I’m talking about. There’s a couple that I take stabs at people. When you hear it, you’ll know who I’m talking about.
TSS: You mention Gang Starr as one of your favorite groups. What do you feel about the whole Guru situation?
Miss Tila: People need to think before they do stupid shit like that. People got kids and a family now. It’s not like when Pac and Big were beefing. It’s not like that anymore. People don’t need to be acting crazy. I don’t know. I think it’s really dumb.
TSS: What specifically was dumb?
Miss Tila: What?
TSS: What do you mean by acting crazy with the Guru and Gang Starr thing?
Miss Tila: What are you talking about?
TSS: I was talking about the whole Guru situation with Gang Starr. Because, you know, he passed a couple of days ago. What did you feel about that?
Miss Tila: …Oh. I’ve been sleeping the last two days. What day is it today?
TSS: It’s Friday. That’s ok. We can move on. How about I just ask a few either/or questions and let you answer which one you think is better? Do you want to go with that?
Miss Tila: Mm-hmm.
TSS: Lil Wayne or Nicki Minaj?
Miss Tila: You want me to say which one I like better?
TSS: Yes.
Miss Tila: Lil’ Wayne.
TSS: Better reality star musician, Ray J or Flavor Flav?
Miss Tila: Hello?
TSS: Hello.
Miss Tila: Hello?
TSS: Hello.
Miss Tila: Hello? Helloooo?
TSS: I’m here.
*Phone Hangs Up*
Author’s Post Script: Regretfully, we did not get to my questions regarding Aquemini v. ATLiens, M1 v. Stic.Man, or the true definition of a “scoobysnackjurassicgasplasticboobytrap.” Ah well. Next time.
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Wow. That was like LeBron’s game 5.
Please tell me that this interview was a joke, specifically the last part.
This interview is real, not fiction.
That is all.
TGIF x RMF
I hope David D went to immediately get tested for STD’s after. I hear that if you have close contact with Tila, talk to her on the phone, or have her on your computer screen it’s suggested by the CDC. Such is the power of her grime.
Holy Shitballs.
oh damn that was classic. Especially the hot 16 part.
…Did this dude just did this?
OMG! I just fuckin died!
BEST. INTERVIEW. EVER. My favorite is when she goes into such extensive detail about her favorite “albums.” Very telling, very specific. She truly is our generation’s Whitman.
Hah, she really had no idea you were taking a dig at her. Brilliant.
Ya’ll better be careful, or else she’ll get her fans(the two hoes down the lane) to start beef with you over twitter. Just ask Joey Budden after he said this marvelous line at the BET Cypher:
“I’ll leave you deep in regret like Tila Tequila’s neck”
It was Tequila Heads vs Budden Internet Wolves. Truly a sight to behold.
TSS: Yeah…everybody thinks they can rap nowadays.
Miss Tila: Yeah, exactly.
On behalf of Miss Tila I would like to explain why her interview went better than one might assume.
1. her lack of understanding what a hot 16 is is understandable, did you really expect someone with the body of a 6 year old whos alcohol consumption goes hand and hand with her name to deliver fire on command?
2. clearly she doesn’t know what day it is because she has been working so hard lately. You try juggling writing poetry, smoking, and balls. All the things her throat has been through, I’m surprised she could talk at all.
3. finally the “hello,” she was implying herself to be the better reality star musician. Ray j makes good music, Flava Flav is a hip hop legend(hype-man), But Miss Tila has Substance and Class for lack of a better word!!
I just knew this was some kind of joke. Then I found out it wasn’t. Thus making this the greatest interview of ALL time lol.
TSS: Yeah…everybody thinks they can rap nowadays.
Miss Tila: Yeah, exactly
^^^^^^^
*HEAD EXPLODES*
we lost hip-hop a long time ago…
irony, however, is alive and well.
that. was. classic.
is it wrong if i say i’d still fuck tila?
TSS: Yeah…everybody thinks they can rap nowadays.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It’s always a pleasure to delve into the inner workings of the well-oiled machine
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Soooo, you had sex with her, D?
If so, you’ll be “spitting that hot fire” in 3….2….1…
*screams from the bathroom*
Hahaha this is too good to be true. This whole interview is April Fool’s Day-level quality. Yo David did doing this interview make you laugh or cry? Also if you laughed did you chuckle away from the mic like Tay Zonday in Chocolate Rain?
This part had me rollin.
“Listen — Tila’s Hot 16
TSS: So…what made that a hot 16?
Miss Tila: Well that wasn’t a hot 16. I’m on NyQuil® still.”
Oh man I am in DIRE need of a defibrillator over here. This joint is a SMH 2010 nominee if I ever saw one.
LOL @ Kellen
That was super smashin’ great!
As God as my witness…when she rapped the first time, I was literally crying.
That is all.
This has made my Friday.
I cried this morning as well.
I’m not a Hip-Hop artist. I’m not a rap artist.
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Her brief moment of clarity
Inside The Lyricist’s Studio…
‘So I walked in one day and said, “bam, I just fucked the DJ”’
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Thanks for the eye-opening insight into the torturous writing process so many great artists suffer.
Seriously, this was a stroke of genius.
O_o Speechless
Man alive. I feel like David Frost’s researcher, and I just watched my cohort nail Tila Nixon to the wall. Well done, sir. My life’s work is made manifest in yours.
Very major shouts to LC. We toiled over questions for hours.
@khal…no words
give her some slack, she’s on NyQuil®
TSS: So…what made that a hot 16?
Miss Tila: Well that wasn’t a hot 16. I’m on NyQuil® still.”
Damn, lord! This chick is from Houston. She acting like NyQuil be that lean. GTFO! == real talk.
Am I the only who thought of Gang Starr’s song Moment of Truth when she said she liked them? Looks like she met her moment of truth, but didn’t realize it:
TSS: Yeah…everybody thinks they can rap nowadays.
Miss Tila: Yeah, exactly.
i can’t help it. she’s super skanked out, i see that. i dunno, i’d still air her out.
Air her out? Is that slang for give her mouth to mouth if she went into cardiac arrest, and wot not?
Tila Tequila was fun for a second. It’s old.
couldnt have said it betta myself. i cant believe yall helped extend her 15 minutes. definitely took a loss with this 1…well aside from David D, he prolly got some head out of it. i hope u doubled up shun!
David what was it like having telephone sex with a woman spaced out on Nyquil? ;)
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TSS: Yeah…everybody thinks they can rap nowadays.
Miss Tila: Yeah, exactly.
DEAD
isn’t this broad with child, or did she actually come clean about that?
David D got an Ear Infection from this interview. LOL!!!
Damn that woman
HAHAHAHA
David D got an Ear Infection from this interview. LOL!!!
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nice.
really, truly, unbelievable work here. clap for em.
lmao @ Bigga… I got pink eye from reading it.
lol @ bigga
Just saying the name “Tila Tequila” is enough to cause jock itch.
From now on anytime someone asks/tells me something I don’t understand, I’m going to say, “What’s a hot 16?”
Shawne Merriman is like “yea she can rap…wrap her mouth around a dick” Boo-yah I’m out
This is a front-runner for post of the year.
Tila Tequila…..Aye Gotty remember in the early years of TSS I had TSS on her top 8 on myspace? she has always been this way.
honestly, her saying “that wasn’t a hot 16 i’m on nyquil”is so confusing to my brain that it makes zero sense to me. Like, I know that it is funny, but what she said is so confusing to me that I am having trouble directly locating where the humor lies. What the hell was she talking about?
That completed my Friday!
It’s like David D. interviewed the female version of Thugnificence.
Please tell me this isn’t real!! It can’t be. It just CAN’T!!!! Hahahaha!! The funniest parts are “The hottest 16″ part and the “Everybody thinks they can rap nowadays” part.
Her “hottest 16 bars” is easily the 2010 version of “It’s So Hard in the D”
*DEAD*…Just *DEAD*
They’ll shortlist you for the Peabody Award cos of this David D, I kid you not.
LMAO@Pago
TITS OR GTFO
Nice.
TSS: You mention Gang Starr as one of your favorite groups. What do you feel about the whole Guru situation?
Miss Tila: People need to think before they do stupid shit like that. People got kids and a family now. It’s not like when Pac and Big were beefing. It’s not like that anymore. People don’t need to be acting crazy. I don’t know. I think it’s really dumb.
TSS: What specifically was dumb?
Miss Tila: What?
TSS: What do you mean by acting crazy with the Guru and Gang Starr thing?
Miss Tila: What are you talking about?
TSS: I was talking about the whole Guru situation with Gang Starr. Because, you know, he passed a couple of days ago. What did you feel about that?
Miss Tila: …Oh. I’ve been sleeping the last two days. What day is it today?
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*walks toward the light*
best…interview…ever…(in comic book guy voice)
What Amp posted…. That. Is. Amazing. in so many ways.
i also like how u bold fonted the ‘album’ in that question to point out how fuckin dumb her answer was when she didnt list 1 single album…prolly cuz the hoe doesnt know any- just listed some known MCs
Too funny.
I went to the same high school as this chick, didnt really know her but i can tell you that here in Houston (Alief) during the mid-to late 90′s if you were listening to hip-hop outside of anything local or West Coast I knew it, and the five other people that had a broader spectrum of hip-hop knew it too. We did not know her………….
Pago says:
May 14, ’10 at 4:21 pm
It’s like David D. interviewed the female version of Thugnificence.
-FINITO-
she’s being coached by sarah palin.
[www.youtube.com]
i really would like to know what she was thinking during the initial guru answer.
TSS: So what made you want to do this album?
Miss Tila: Well, music was my whole life. It’s why I moved to L.A. I always wanted to be a musician and I always write my poems. I have always been into making my songs.
(A mere seconds later….)
TSS: That makes sense. Can you give me a sample of the hottest 16 from your album?
Miss Tila: A what?
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THIS! THIS! THIS is the reason why I come here everyday. For things like THIS!
BTW when she started rambling about the Guru situation I just felt bad for her, like she is only alive for my amusement.
TSS: Yeah…everybody thinks they can rap nowadays.
Miss Tila: Yeah, exactly.
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I got NO FURTHER than this.
People really ARE that fucking retarded. Did she NOT know that was a shot at her?
I love TSS. RMF!
I was just waiting for David to ask her what the three branches of government are. lol Its very few people/things i pitty if at all but she definitely makes the list smh
^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA ROTFLOLwhileSMH!
I just threw up in my mouth
miss tila x katstacks need to stfu, do a 500 man gangbang and walk off with the prize money or killyourself
she does not represent the fine people of houston nor those in alief. please do not associate this trash with my city or my suburb. thank you.
::moonwalks out of room::
::moonwalks out of room::
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lol
@grandfathercloc
yo! i went to hastings too…and i’m from greenville, ms. dang…small world.
This is something for the TSS archives. Gold baby, gold!
David D had to disinfect his phone after the interview.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
How you didn’t crack up at some point during this interview is beyond me.
TSS is major…
Classic, Ms. Tila! Just Classic! *bows at David D*
This is a front-runner for post of the year.
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Word.
David D is a genius.
TSS: Dignity or Self-respect?
TSS: Acyclovir or Valtrex?
^some more questions for Twhoretilla.
Please go away Srut(I’m Asian). Damn, I really wouldn’t hit it.
Miztila?? Sounds like an exotic fungal foreskin infection.
fuck man…im at a loss for thoughts.
When was she ever hip-hop. When Shawn hit her with that boom-bap.
The classy link to her trashy pic is a gem in itself.
@D stapes thought i was one of a kind
TSS: Yeah…everybody thinks they can rap nowadays.
Miss Tila: Yeah, exactly.
TSS: It’s terrible, really.
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I know everyone’s been quoting it, but it was TSS’ response that did it for me.
CLASSIC
Between this and his Twitter commentary of Chris Brown’s national anthem during the Mayweather/Mosley fight, David is having a run for the ages hahaha.
It’s like this interview is too good to be true. I’d love to get a response from Tila after reading all of this. It’s only right.
what a waste of space honestly….cool to interview her dumbass….but…comon man..
I heard the “My DJ” song. It kind of has a Ghostface/Slick Rick storytelling aspect to it. And I want to know-
thats the dumbest statement on this website today….her music sucks….I wanna fuck your man,and I fucked the DJ….those are her 2 most popular songs…..what a fucking joke. yall must be falling off the fucking deep end.
ok i retract my speculation of the site,and will just deem this as a cruel joke played on “Miss Tila” lol…
bravo David D,bravo….i woke up to early with too much seriousness to realize the joke….glad you did this…now we need 10 other interviews like this to happen to this slut piece.
Post of the Year..I can’t stop laughing! POW!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there anyway we can purchase/hear the full interview?
maybe release it as a comedy?
hey FOX NEWS, KTLA and HOWARD STERN this is how an interview with brain dead, no talent Tila Tequila is done…
Hahah! Wow I’m speechless. I thought this was a joke. What a fuckin delusional untalented hoe!
ha ha ha ha…Q+A of the year
TSS: Yeah…everybody thinks they can rap nowadays.
Miss Tila: Yeah, exactly.
Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff
AWESOME POST……
Nicky Hilton and Bijiou Phillips please come back for ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv
Onyx
FORREAL…David D. you need to release the audio version of this shit as a prank mixtape or some shit
word, this woulda been so much more comical if u just posted the audio
Thany You David D!
Miss Tila the hogul can’t sing or rap!!!
pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow
darn you David D.
Tila said my name on Fox News! she is awesome but I am a deaf dumb and blind kid from Holland
David D
Please post the audio on MOnday
I will check back!
Thanks
Kelly
“The tampon says it all”
David D
Please tell every one not to buy her album.I played it on a dare and my neighbors called the police.They thought I was “banging a cat against a wall”
hey live and learn
lolol the best part of it all….the title….”Inside of the Lyricists Studio”…ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
TSS: It’s terrible, really. Where does your album fall? Is it a Hip-Hop or rap album?
Miss Tila: I’m not a Hip-Hop artist. I’m not a rap artist. I’m myself
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At least she was honest about that. That NyQuil is a biznitch.
LOLLLLLL she said gang starr was one of her favorite yet she didnt kno guru died…lol then blamed it on sleep for 2 days fuckin hilarious cause he died last month…R.I.P no less
Who the hell doesn’t know what a 16 is? And she is making a rap album? Wasn’t she supposed to kill herself? I guess she just meant she is going to kill any of her remaining dignity and integrity.
And cats wonder why I say music sucks now.
you can tell she takes drugs or on something and not cause she ill
ohmymotherfuckingod….yes……thank u…..irony at its very very very finest, smh 10 nominee for SHOWWW hah
I agree with everything Miss Tila said in this interview.
Particularly… THIS:
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Miss Tila: People need to think before they do stupid shit like that. People got kids and a family now. It’s not like when Pac and Big were beefing. It’s not like that anymore. People don’t need to be acting crazy. I don’t know. I think it’s really dumb.
TSS: What specifically was dumb?
Miss Tila: What?
TSS: What do you mean by acting crazy with the Guru and Gang Starr thing?
Miss Tila: What are you talking about?
David D
You should put the interview on itunes it would probably outsell her awful single. “I killed a CJ” Make a few bucks..How did you refrain from laughing?
heh heh heh
tila tequila with a samurai sword- ahh, holy santa clause shit!
My favorite touch is probably the graphic with her anyone can be a rapper quote on it. Just so symbolic, it made my little heart smile.
David D
Can you do a sequel entitled Miss Tila “Behind the Music”
I can’t stop laughing!!!
Great Job!
Leave Tila Alone!
Tila said my name on Fox News so I named my goat after her…
I am a deaf dumb and blind kid from Holland….
This bitch defines “trifling.”
It’s April 1st already?
#POW..Im dead!
wow she sounds completely high and drunk
wow she can’t even remember her own fucking lyrics to her songs lmao what a fucking idiot!
Bahahahaha!OMFG!!I’m still loling at Pumpkin Tits and her idiocy. The only thing on the face of the planet that is more idiotic than Tila Tequila is her fan base. She’s got that certain wisdumb that just makes me giggle! Great fricken interview. Kudos!
Dude, I think I’m in love with you. LOL I haven’t laughed that hard in…well…years. That bitch is absolutely one of the dumbest, sluttiest mongrels on the planet. I hope the CDC comes up with a vaccine soon. Humanity is at stake.