Life is short…and Consequence drinks away the pain when he’s feeling blue. In this hilarious short directed by Derek Pike, Cons manages to relieve a bar of their entire Patron® supply, engage in fisticuffs with Statik Selektah, steal a kiss from Jen The Pen and fondle Kimmi Cupcakes’ muffin rack–all before praying to the porcelain god.

Talk about primetime cinema.

You can find the score to this on Cons TV Presents Movies On Demand as well as Statik’s 100 Proof (The Hangover).