Everyone, meet the kid that’s going to annoy you for the next calendar year. His name is Lin Yu Chun and he’s the world’s newest favorite kind-of-retarded-looking phenomenon. He’s loved for covering your favorite drunken karaoke jam, “I Will Always Love You,” and doing a pitch-perfect rendition. He’ll be on Good Morning American and The View and a prop in Jesse James’ latest sex tape in no time.

Now this is a conundrum. Do we go with the Asian jokes? The “clearly he’s gay” jokes? Or the ever-popular “Whitney Houston is too busy doing blow to know that this happened” jokes?

There are just so many possibilities for a racist homophobe that loves making fun of drug addicts. I think my head is going to explode.

I’ll just make fun of Susan Boyle instead. She’s fat. Fatty. Stupid fat fatty.