Dear Jermaine Dupri,

Please don’t taint Jola’s music or personality. Let him continue doing what he’s doing, which is providing weekend theme music for those “raised on YouTube…AC/DC, John Mayer and Coldplay.” Jermaine, all we need you to do is provide the capital and supportive assets (read: big-breasted white women for the videos) that the kid may need to make it. Let him coast his “I’m a goofy, Black suburban guy” lane as far as it’ll take him. If Asher can score a deal off rehashing Beastie Boys party themes, I’ll root for Jola just for the hell of it.

Truth be told, I’ve never seen a rap video with token Black women lol. And if I were in the same circuits, I probably would rob Jola just out of envy and the thought of an easy lick. Or try to hang out and catch some of the residual rapper pussy that he might brush off. But I’m frontin’. I just get tired of you, Jermaine, attempting to apply your mini-Puffy moxie up in the mix and fucking up things. You, sir, have an knack for making what was once cool immediately uncool. Look @ what you did to Janet’s career and accept it as a lesson.

Thanks

*Flips the bill on New Era*

Download – Jola – I Went To Private School