Only Jimmel Kimmel, the king of lackadaisical late-night, would think to pull something this hysterically guapo off after the Oscars. As leader of the secret society which determines which chin lift gets what magazine cover, the Handsome Men’s Club consists of more stars than Orion’s Belt. Lenny Kravitz keeps the minutes on his Korg keyboard while Matthew McConaughey and Sting stir up commotion amongst the committee.

But like that Sesame Street song, one of these things isn’t just like the other and Jimmy faces the possibilty of impeachment from his posistion as smooth operator. Maybe if Tony Romo spent less time in front of the mirror and more time reading mirror defenses, the Cowboys would have a fighting chance in the playoffs.

Maybe not.