Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points in a single game. He had sex with thousands of women.

Magic Johnson is the greatest point guard of all time. We assume he had sex with thousands of women as well.

I can understand the appeal for a groupie to want to give it up to two legends of their caliber. Hell, I can understand how Greg Oden’s Lord Of The Rings villain face can get some from an armada of skanks.

But Winston Bennett?

“In terms of the amount of women I had at my disposal, 1 was never enough. 3 and 4 in a day was very typical for me. It was so wonder that I could practice or do anything else because I was so consumed with gratifying me. [I had sex with] 3 or 4 in a day, being 3 or 4 different women in a day. It may not be an every day occurrence but it happened so much that it’s almost an average. Multiply 30 X 3 and you have 90 [women in a month].”

You can be shocked all you want that a man can have sex with three women in a day. But, you should be way more concerned with the fact that Winston Bennett can get that kind of mileage. Dude was drafted in the third round to the Cavs. That’s like your mom having to perform a blowy just to get you into the retarded class. Sorry, that’s not pc. Let me rephrase: That’s like your mom having to perform a sexual favor just to get you into the retarded class.

Ladies, I try to defend you when it comes to what my old anthropology professor used to call “bitch music.” I try to stand on my high horse and say that “hoe” songs and songs about sexual exploits only degrade women. But if you’re going to keep letting people like Winston Bennett III have his way with you while Lil’ Boosie sticks ecstacy pill up the crinkle star, then I’m going to start petitioning that you get your right to vote taken away.

Other things we learned in the video:

– Bennett never used protection
– He gave his wife two STDs
– He lost a gig as an assistant coach for the Celtics due to his sex “addiction.”

Somewhere Elin Woods is watching this documentary saying “damn, that’s messed up.”