Any guesses on what kind of porn Pee-Wee views on his iPad? $20 says it involves a playhouse gang, talking animals and lots of “secret” words. Despite the not-so-subtle jabs at Steve Jobs’ newborn baby, a blacklight up against that gray suit would undoubtedly prove to be the biggest joke of them of all.

I know you are but what am I?

[Funny Or Die]