No one knows exactly Tiger Woods will when he takes to the cameras today for the first time since that ill-fated, shoeless November night. There’s speculation that he’ll apologize and then go back to rehab. But we do know ways you can watch it, if you’re like us and stuck @ work while the groveling is going on. YouTube’s Citizen Tube is live-streaming the press conference from Florida at 11am EST / 8am PST today. If you can’t access it through there, ESPN will be airing it online and it’ll be accessible on CBS News’ UStream.

Honestly, I don’t think Black people care so this is for my white friends © Deuce Poppi, unless they don’t care either. When you’re apologizing this late in the game, it’s insincere and nobody gives a fuck. As Americans, we’ve moved on because we’re trained to care for no more than a week, two max, then the news cycle moves on. Allowing time continue to pass would be Tiger’s best ally, but instead he’s bringing the ungrateful situation back up with this “one camera, no reporters allowed” news conference.”

I propose that Tiger make nice for approximately 12-24 months and get back to playing golf in the interim. If he wins a few tournaments in that time span, his endorsement deals will start making their way back. Spitzer was hiring floozies and he’s found a decent job since coming back. Kobe butt-raped a lady and he’s back doing commercials like nothing’s wrong. Plus, during that time, that’ll give his marriage time to heal…and time for him to get his prenup amended. Because again, the relapse is imminent and it won’t be long before we find Tiger in the spotlight again, sneaking around and getting caught in an Eddie Murphy moment.