It’ a shame to see a legend fall.

Mel Gibson, you were such an idol of mine for your creativity. Your ability to think on your feet and come up with something unexpected and magical is a quality that has never ceased to inspire me.

But this is sad.

Asshole?

That’s the best you can do?

Asshole?

What happened to the man that looked a female cop in the eye and called her “sugar tits”? That’s the legend I grew to know and love!

But when this reporter irks you about said drunken incident, you can only mutter an “asshole.” I expected better from you.

Scrote juggler? Pudaninny? Nothing?

You didn’t even blame bald people for the war in Iraq!

I expect better from you, Mel. Until your next tirade, I’ll just walk around calling chicks “sugar tits” in your honor.

*Pours liquor out*