“Looking like a fool…”
Ladies & Gents, introducing GENERAL Larry Platt. At 62 years young, this grandfather to the style of Soulja Boy still has a trick or two in his flask to show the young whippersnappers how the Sugar Hill Gang used to hippity hop.
His angle?
“Pants on the Ground.”
Pull ‘em up. Sagging is for rascals. Take that gold from your mouth and put that blunt out. Since Hip-Hop thrives from the environment around it, Sir Platt raps what he knows. He’s from Atlanta. Mary and Randy seem to approve.
Since William Hung, the only 2nd place in American Idol is to embarass yourself and score sponsorships in the process. Ol’ Larry may have struck gold. There will be a Youtube channel. Personalized iPods and lunchboxes. Remixes with Flo Rida and of course, the coveted prize of headlining the American Idol Tour.
This 5 Star General needs a 5 Star Chick stat. Then we’ll see if he can practice what he preaches.
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r.i.p. Teddy Pendergrass
walki….talkin like a foool witcho pants on the ground. classic
@teef is that real i aint see no news links on google search
^ getting late-breaking news is one of the strengths of Twitter…depending on who you follow
damn son thats messed up i was literally jus listening to some of his greatest hits on the ipod shuffle mode at work
i heard he was ill and in treatment for complications stemming from his accident but its been a minute
RIP Teddy P. Google it Ray.
@ c you yeah there it go that shit was fast he didnt recover from his surgery its a shame but
tomorrow comes the “we were always here for you” bandwagon of supporters on tv, people claiming to be sad for someone they haven’t listened to or acknowledged in years
Pink Floyd Animals in the fucking stray shots? What portal did I go through to find that here? One of my favorite albums ever, and most definitely my favorite album to enjoy mushrooms with. I’m still confused, but whoever is responsible, GOOD JOB!
Crazy thing is, I don’t think it’s their best album, but it is my favorite…
def gonna be seein this dude again. that was hysterical
meddle > animals
pants on the ground
Zaytoven is already looking for his number to produce it. It will be on the radio in no time.
http://www.Pantsontheground.info
RIP Teddy P
The General is the Man, Looking like a fool wit yo pants on da Ground!!
LOL
I am mad that Chicken George can still do splits. lol
oh my, look at this shirt alrady created in honor of larry.
http://www.zazzle.com/general_larry_is_my_homeboy_tshirt-235743357856064456
Check out these hilarious “Pants on the Ground” shirts: http://www.zazzle.com/jroota/gifts?cg=196622955415147950