Before Christmas, a friend hit me with an interesting question. He had met a fine young lady approximately three weeks before Christmas and did want to buy her a gift, but wasn’t sure what to get without spending too little/much and making sure it was still intimate enough to let her know that he cared about her. I said spend no more than $40 total and be sure to buy her some socks. Everyone loves socks.
Not sure how that worked out for him.
However, if you find yourself in a similar situation as we head into Valentine’s Day, I have a better option to suggest.
Looks like he had a few leftover so Neil Armstrong’s re-releasing his Warmfuzzy gift set from 2005. From his AOK series, the mix works wonders, saying all those things for you and leaving you with very little to do. And it leaves room in the $40 budget to cop a bottle to accompany the night’s festivities.
Since Neil didn’t include detailed instructions, I took the liberty of breaking it down suggested step-by-step usage.
1. Buy the gift set and present it to her.
2. Watch her face light up @ the jewelry box packaging, gold foil lettering, individual numbering and red tissue paper.
3. After she hugs you, instruct her to go slip on the underwear while you slip in the CD.
4. Handle the rest yourself. If you need a smooth line, maybe mention that you fell “balls deep in love” the first time you laid eyes on her. Unless she’s dense, she should take the hint.
Neil is allowing you to listen to the mix, to try before you buy. But, like he mentions, simply burning it to a disc won’t have the same effect as actually handing her this presentation. Purchase it @ the 5th Platoon site and let the magic happen.
Download — DJ Neil Armstrong – Warmfuzzy