Coming to the conclusion that rap money isn’t long enough Cash Money’s Williams’ brothers, Baby & Slim, are embarking on a new venture. With the creation of Bronald Oil & Gas, the two are getting into the oil business. From their press release:
The Williams brothers have issued a mission statement which lists four key initiatives which they believe will be instrumental in developing oil and gas energy production in the 21st century:
Implementing proven and new cost-effective technologies to profitably recover oil and gas and extend the product life of existing reserves
Forming strategic alliances with other operators to leverage their respective experience and strengths on development
Forming partnerships with service, equipment and technology companies. By partnering with such companies, some of our fields may be designated as “testing ground” for new and developing technologies.
Building a strong investor and financial partner base by assembling and offering low to moderate risk (relative to the industry) recompletion and developmental drilling opportunities, as well as more risky exploration and development opportunities.
“Bronald is committed to working cooperatively with governments and private enterprise to recover energy from known oil and gas reserves throughout North and Central America in an environmentally friendly manner,” the company states on its new website. “Bronald intends to utilize both historically successful technologies and means, as well as new innovations and technology, to recover energy resources in both and economic and environmentally efficient manner. Bronald is committed to preserving the environment, promoting worker safety and maximizing the potential output of various oil and gas assets.”
Those interested in joining Bronald Oil as investors can contact the company via the website http://bronaldoil.com/about.php
I will commend them for their ingenious company name and wish them the best of luck in the lucrative, yet competitive field. Maybe I watch too much TV, but something tells me this will go the way of Stringer’s real estate aspirations or Aaliyah’s Trish’s dad in Romeo Must Die. Maybe not the death part, but I wonder how much the establishment is willing to let them play. Those oil moguls are stingy as hell.
And wouldn’t you know it, Baby got a new tattoo of an oil rig labeled “Bronald” to match his 5-Star skull. Money to blow…