Honestly I didn’t chuckle at the Krumpin’ Cheerleader from a few months back. That triumph alone made me feel like I was Mr. E-Sophisticated, rising above internet stupidity in a single bound. But after watching the above video, I was brought crashing back down to Earth.  As TSS’s resident video game geek I felt obligated to share this with you guys. This video had me from the start and won me an all expense paid trip to hell.

Please don’t get it twisted. I don’t ride for women getting beat up. Then again, females have been getting rocked in Street Fighter since ’91, so it “works” in that regard. Besides, as a life long Jersey resident, Jersey Shore is a weekly train wreck guaranteed to rot your brain cells. That, and, you can’t fake on the editing above. “Snooki @ :38″ might have a shot at being a darkhorse candidate for SMH ’09.

Well at least I tried to save face. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some salvation to seek.

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