We all know the advantages of being extraordinarily tall. Large contracts, the fame, the glory and the championship rings.
But part of that package includes the lack of clothing options. We’ve all seen the draft day suit disasters that younger, future stars have worn over the years. Then you have Exhibit C here, MJ in his…his…are those stonewashed gauchos? Pantalones? The Bon Jovi edition Jordaches? Anybody want to take a stab @ what brand they are?
Whatever they are, there’s a matching jacket nearby, believe that.
And I really can’t be 100% sure if the man has on shoes or if he’s wearing those jail flip-flops they give you for showers.
Spotted @ Sandra’s
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He just knows that he’s looking like the shit too. What the hell does he do with his money?
He’s dressed like he’s ready for his “last walk”
@MZ – Juanita took a good portion of it
he’s dressed like when he was poor !
but now he is happy with this clothes
cuz he knows that he can get all he wants
a stupid rich-ass-ness attitude would damn say
Juanita took a good portion of it
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He’s already made that back & even if he hasn’t, he’s still got loot. My dad could dress better & he gives two flying fucks about fashion.
holy contrast stitching, batman!
It’s worse than when Em used to wear sweatpants all the time lol. I don’t like talking about another man’s wardrobe, but damn if it wasn’t for Craig Sager, Mike would by far be the worst dressed person associated with the NBA.
That shorty he w/ must give the best dome!! cuz she is one regular ass looking shorty.. the puss and mouth game better be proper!
I see she got a love raspberry on her facial.
Why are we surprised when having to dress himself he would pick the wrong pair of jeans. This is the man who drafted Kwame Brown and Adam Morison. lol He has proven to show bad judgement
lol @ Bigga
That chick that he’s with in the Louboutins is aiight; looks like she could choke down a mean one.
Juanita gets 33 percent of all jeans jordan wears
he should be equally as embarrased of the chick he’s got at his side. smh
he should be equally as embarrased of the chick he’s got at his side. smh
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iono, she’s a pretty bad chick. Not “amazing” but nothing to criticize either.
Michael Jordan doesn’t take fashion advice from no niggas.
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LOL, i can just hear Chamillionaire right now as I read that.
Somebody get MJ a stylist.
And make sure it’s a female. Michael Jordan doesn’t take fashion advice from no niggas.
are those stonewashed gauchos?
^HAHAHAHA!! U a wild boy!
@Amp I was saying he need a stylist too. He could get a stylist for his bird too!
LMAO!
On that “other site”, dudes go IN on Mike whenever there’s a pic of dude dressed like this. Cracks me up every damn time.
My guess is that he’s got raping the Jordan Brand legacy on his mind so often that he just forgoes all fashion sense. That and he has enough money to just say “eff it”.
While his pants are screaming 90s, chick’s hair is yelling 80s Valley girl.
LOL at hearing Chamillionaire…>AHAH….I was about STEAL on this dude!!!…..what the fuck MJ,get Jigga to customize some Roc jeans for you at least or some shit….
He was one of the NBA stars that always wore a suite and tie before and after games. Always impeccably dressed. I guess this photographer found him on a bad night. Happens to all of us. I guess when you are the greatest basketball player alive you have to be perfect all the time to please some jealous ninny’s that can’t hold a candle to what you’ve accomplished.