In the Army, there’s a term known as fratricide–which essentially means “friendly fire.” When you shoot someone who is on your side. In the NHL, the term “Ballardcide” needs to be trademarked thanks to Florida Panthers defenseman Keith Ballard forgetting he was in a hockey rink and treating his goalie Tomas Vokoun’s head like a baseball.

Accident my ass. Watch how he goes back on the goal as to say “Let another one get by! I’ll whup yo head boy!”

Sheesh. Right about now, an old fashioned hockey fight doesn’t seem so bad, does it?