There’s a short list of wretched women I’d like to see get hit with a ham: a couple of exes, my 8th grade English teacher and Paula Deen.
Well Jesus is in the gift-giving mood this season as I am now able to cross one woman off of that list. Celebrity chef Paula Deen is a caricature of the South with all her “Law’ha’mercy” and “whoo goodness we nevah had fancy picture screens in the South!” mess.
So, yes, you deserve a ham to the face. Sausage and bologna meat, too.
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.tss.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2011/12/rapping-2yo-150x74.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.tss.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2011/08/lil-b-pretty-boy-soul-train-edit-475-150x70.jpg)
I like that old white lady.
Oh well, who am I to stand in the way of flying pork products.
and hilarity just ensued
Paula Deen wretched? C’mon ya’ll!
I don’t think hating on Paula Deen is legal. She’s good people. She’d feed you ’til you popped son.
That ain’t right
Funny though
Never seen her before — I admire her grace under fire.
yeah paula deen does lay it on pretty thick but in the end she means well. but damn lol she took that shit right to the dome
She was helping out at a charity. Can’t hate on that.
Must….. let go_________________________________________________ again
Ol’ Dirty Bastard – All Coast
http://usershare.net/gdj2o4ott6vj
Ol’ Dirty Bastard Feat Free Murder, RZA, And Shacrone – Fort Green Projects
http://usershare.net/kvfcmxda142m
that’s mean.
Paula Deen is rich, she can cook. And judging from the the way she talks and handles meat and creamery products on her show, she’s all kinds of country-girl freaky in the sack.
Now I know silver fox oompah-loompah booty might not be TSS’ cup of tea,but trust me; based on in my infinite MilF experiences–somewhere there’s a Mr. Dean kickin back on all y’all haters—retired, fat and satisfied. And probably handcuffed to a headboard with nightstand fridge loaded up with RedBull waiting for big momma to bring home the bacon.
Im not jokin but I wonder who threw the ham?
Nobody was tossin them joints, they was passin em!Right?
I was holding the laughter until she said, “oooh I didn’t know it was being thrown” To hell you all will go! lmao
Paula Deen is the shit man she cooks that goody good stop hating young Dave!
That’ll learn her……ALWAYS keep your eye ON the Ham!!
Probably the only internet video of a woman being hit in the face with meat which I won’t be cracking one off to.
Who am I kidding?
I was worried for a second…
This song makes me feel confused-
http://nahright.com/news/2009/11/10/odb-say-no/
But I believe Ras Kass – Quarterly-2009 gonna fix it by breakfast.
Goodnight folks.
@ black canseco – that’s mr. deen (not his real name) right there at the end of the video, lookin like a trimmed-up santa. he didn’t look like he wanted any part of ANY of that shit. i know the feeling…
also, David, you’re a dick. and you’re going to hell for this one. lol
Why they have to do my baby like that? lol
Funny..really?..nah…reaching on this one…peace
How can you hate Paula Deen; she loves to cook with sugar and bitter Yawl!!! lol
It’s not the 1st time she has taken meat to the face. lol
Shiiitt, I can’t stand this woman at all. Don’t let her good nature fool you. She’s killing America one artery at a time.
I love the contrast from her laughing at 3 seconds in, to a horrendous scream and a smash at 4 seconds
Naw I live in sav. everybody hates that lady.