Today’s Headline: “Spanish Outraged By Teen Masturbation Workshops”

GENERAL    By Gotty™ on November 16, 2009 at 9:40 pm

I barely made it past the headline. I was too busy giggling and repeatedly saying “Wow! A workshop on choking the chicken. I wonder who signs up to teach that? Paul Reubens?” Obviously, this is one workshop where the boys did not have to attend, as they are all seasoned vets.

The title of the article speaks volumes but just to pull a few quotes.

And then there is the campaign’s name. Intended to encourage young people to be in control of their sexuality, it instead suggested a more, um, singular purpose: Pleasure Is in Your Hands. “The title might have been a mistake,” says Raquel Traba, one of the instructors.

Hmm…yeah, I mean…yeah.

According to the article, Spain isn’t even as forward-thinking as other European countries.

In Finland, basic sex education begins in kindergarten, and the curriculum for ninth-graders includes lessons on abortion and masturbation. In Germany, where sex education is mandatory, public school teachers have been known to discuss oral sex and different sexual positions. And in Britain, the National Health Service responded to the country’s burgeoning rates of teen pregnancy this past summer by launching an awareness campaign called “One Orgasm a Day” that sought to steer young people away from intercourse and toward masturbation.

I can surely see why they’re outraged. Hell, I’m livid! If I had attended grammar school in Europe, I would’ve been a fucking Rhodes Scholar.

Read the full article @ Time. As good as I am, there’s no way I could make this shit up.

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