One time I was supposed to kick it with a friend of mine at some random club of skanks like every other Friday night. But he didn’t want to go. Why?

“Yo, I got burnt by this chick. My nuts are burning.”

I laughed and told him I’m getting ready.

“Naw, for real. I’m not joking. I got to air em’ out or something.”

Then the laughter gave way to discomfort and silence. I mean, not the kind of discomfort he felt or anything. But uncomfortable and awkward still.

We’ve all been there, stories that we think are jokes but turn into awkward revelations.

Folks, that’s what this news is. When Martin and Jamie decided to bring back Wanda and Sheneneh for a short skit on the BET Awards, it was funny. But when they decide to make a full-length movie out of it – a movie that someone is going to drop ten bucks to see instead of taking their baby to get some diapers – it becomes a depressing, awkward mess.

Basically what I’m saying is that Sheneneh and Wanda is an STD joke of a movie. That somehow gives you crabs.

Looks like I’ll be wearing a condom to the theater for this one.

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Previously Posted – “Skank Robbers“