Rihanna may just be the sexiest pirate there ever was.
Decked out in diamond crusted eye patches, cashmere pea coats, kickin’ potty-mouthed hymns on the rest of her competition. The good girl goes beyond bad November 23rd, 2009.
“F— love…” It’s all about being respected!
Download — Rihanna – “Wait Your Turn” (Produced By Stargate, Chase & Status)
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I dig the bad girl thing but I am SURE this is gonna get play’ed out real quick! I will pay attention a little longer if a sex tape comes out. O P.S. thx for the pics Ri Ri!
I will pay attention a little longer if a sex tape comes out. O P.S. thx for the pics Ri Ri!
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Ello, Ello, Ello! Steady their young stallion, you only get 4 bucketfuls, we don’t want all of your unborn children to commit suicide, now do we?
Tell me young man, is your mother aware that you masturbate?
But yes as for this ditty by Rihanna, it’s rather catchy, tiddly dummly diddly dummly dumm, yes a rather spiffy track if I do say so myself eh Bertie, sounds like a hit to me.
Discussing another dude’s masturbation habits is yes homo lol.
@Gotty, laughing at one’s own ‘jokes’ is so metro, are you one of these noveau type chappies? Hush, hush, wink, wink, like semi skimmed milk on your cornflakes, do we eh Gotty? ;)
Sorry, I don’t speak the Queen’s English so I don’t really follow your jokes…chap.
Sorry, I don’t speak the Queen’s English so I don’t really follow your jokes…chap.
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So does that mean that you are not a fan of Bohemian Rhapsody? Not even the version by The Braids? (Which was pretty spiffy, but the Queen version is the best of course).
By the way, did you throw any sneakers up on the telephone line, during the night of Samhain? You should you know? Because that’s the night when the barrier between the living and the dead is at it’s thinnest, and the spirits of the departed who walk up there, in the air, come down to earth to collect their souvenirs in the form of sneakers up on the line.
Two coins for the boatman,
Shed tears that get lost in the wind, we offer flowers for the dead,
Throw sneakers up on the telephone line for the departed brothers who caught a bullet in the head.
Peace out Gotty, have a blessed Friday.
go to bed
must be schrooms
complexone says:
November 6, ’09 at 4:29 pm
go to bed
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With your dear mother? Oh yes please, Ryan, don’t mind if I do ole chap!
She is a hot plate of creamy rice pudding with a dollop of strawberry jam, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Tell her I should be good and ready in about an hour young man.
I wait with baited breath for the lady of the night to come calling, oh gosh, gosh, gosh, me and your mother Ryan, isn’t it simply wonderful?
Ciao, ciao!
Damn Baby Paw is a trip. Hell I like RiRi as a Pirate; shoot I wouldn’t mind grabbing her Booty!!! AHOY!!!’
lol
There goes the neighborhood.
Dear Sir Run Run Paw, I do respect your internet gangsta but I must disagree with your accusation that this song is a hit, becuase it is in fact more of a flop in my opinion. Though I do love me a five finger release, my intention with my comment was more of a social satire than a pubescent plea for a sex tape. It is a shame that pretty young women have to use PR stunts like “leaked pictures” to boost their careers. I much preferred the girl that Jay lusted for than the used and abused girl that sir Chris has “transformed” her into. It is my contention that by supporting Rihanna’s current music we are inadvertently condemning our young women to a path of destruction. I would hope that you could open your eyes and look up to the skys and see…..
Sincerely the stallion!
This guy just doesn’t get it.
Aye Paw, you ever huff gas? Like more than the once or twice, experimental testing? Elmer’s glue? Nah, I know what it is. Whippets right?
Trickz says:
November 6, ’09 at 4:58 pm
Dear Sir Run Run Paw, I do respect your internet gangsta but I must disagree with your accusation that this song is a hit, becuase it is in fact more of a flop in my opinion. Though I do love me a five finger release, my intention with my comment was more of a social satire than a pubescent plea for a sex tape. It is a shame that pretty young women have to use PR stunts like “leaked pictures” to boost their careers. I much preferred the girl that Jay lusted for than the used and abused girl that sir Chris has “transformed” her into. It is my contention that by supporting Rihanna’s current music we are inadvertently condemning our young women to a path of destruction. I would hope that you could open your eyes and look up to the skys and see…..
Sincerely the stallion!
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Fair point Trickz, you raise some perfectly valid points right there in terms of Rihanna’s current evolution of image and music.
I sense it will be a hit because young impressionable minds, will lap it up like a cat to a bowl of cream. In particular young developing females, who will cling onto the brazen harlot imagery that is displayed within the video and decide that is the way to go.
But all this aside, I think the beat and the song as a whole is pretty catchy so this will go in favour of Rihanna. Poison candy I know, but many will reach into the box for a nugget, it is, what it is.
By the way, young stallion, I will not have you refer to me as a internet gangsta, I’m more of an internet pranksta, who likes pulling the cards of internet wanksta’s right from underneath their noses. I’m like Hannibal King from Blade Trinity, slaying vampires and condemning them into a lake of fire!
paw be off that salvia.
Fucc what all y’all talking bout.
Rihanna is bad B.
LOL @ Bigga
Gotty™ says:
November 6, ’09 at 5:13 pm
Aye Paw, you ever huff gas? Like more than the once or twice, experimental testing? Elmer’s glue? Nah, I know what it is. Whippets right?
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Well I once huffed gas out of this big red balloon that I got at the fairground, and my voice went all funny like Donald Duck for a few minutes, it was very amusing, and well laughed like little children, tee, hee, hee! :)
But Gotty, all jesting aside, naa man, I think you got me mixed up for somebody else, brethren.
I’m muslim, and Allah bearing witness, a drop of liquor has never passed my lips, nor have I indulged in and shall never indulge in drugs or anything unsavoury or what you insinuate. The closest I came was two or three tokes on a weed joint way back in 1996, yes really, so you should flip the script with the Paw is on substances yarn, cos I don’t roll like that, fella.
Whippets? They cute doggies, I always wanted a Alaskan Husky though, they are the best.
So back on topic, what do you think of this latest number by Rihanna?
a drop of liquor has never passed my lips
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Really? Never? I thought everyone on TSS is a former/current alcoholic/weedhead.
Hating on Rihanna is easy but damn she knows how to work it.
This shit is wack.
Ya’ll would have been better off posting MJB singing the National Anthem, sorry but RIRI just aint got it no matter how beautiful she is.
@ TRICKS
I have a website it think you’d find really interesting im going to post it in a comment below.
I am sad to say rihanna in the “wait your turn”video is extremely demonic. Great,now she’s in a church too.
But so is lady gaga,jayz several celbrities.
She has completely transformed and has appeared to have sold her soul for this fame ,and is not happy.
Now she’s beginning to praise herself in her music like a lot of rap artists do today which always erks me.
I hope rihanna will have a chance to turn around from this, what will her next album be ?
I won’t be suprised if something horrible happens to her and the media will blame it on her depression and signs in russian roulette but I believe it will be more than that.
Rihanna is a illuminati puppet now I miss the old her.
But indeed, she’s right.
I won’t be long before it all begins !
Our purpose on this earth is to love the lord.
“The wait is over.”