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Oh, the joy! The highly anticipated post-slavery Mason Betha mixtape is finally here! And I for one am excited! I mean, look at all the exclamation marks!!!!

Mr. Betha already announced that he would be dropping five mixtapes internationally to quell the obscenely huge buzz he has right now and appease his ravenously antsy fans and stans across the globe. Really, it’s just the same tracks hosted by five different DJ’s, but still, how exciting is that? That’s like Black Rob dropping 10 mixtapes. Or G-Dep dropping 15 albums. It’s such awesome news that you should really be at the edge of your seats right now, about to blow your load, just ecstatic about it.

Now, I can’t say that I’ve listened to it. The anticipation has been entirely too overbearing and I couldn’t sit still long enough to hit play. But you definitely should.

Go forth and indulge children. Yay!!!

Download — Mase – I Do The Impossible Mixtape

On an unrelated note, it is in fact possible to get nauseous from being overly sarcastic. Terrible feeling. It tastes like salty rotten raw eggs.