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I’m not sure who’s worse, these people or their adoring legion of fans. Deep down, I hope this is all a masterful trickery pulled off by Photoshop and I’ve been fooled into thinking it’s real, when it really isn’t.

I’m really really hoping.

Somewhere, Mao is crying…and Starbury is wondering how he’s going to one-up the level of fuckery.