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Oh, Fifty.

You got your life so right and your bars so wrong.

We haven’t heard you spit anything but cheap shots in months years, but now you’re trying to claim insane daisy-chained double-time rhymes like this? Really? I know you could sell fur coats to people at PETA, but I ain’t talking about a bad bag when I say this one’s a stretch. We all know B Rabbit’s loco ass wrote those straitjacket sixteens in this Before I Self Destruct drip and you didn’t. We’re not stupid. Truthfully, though, I don’t give two flying ducks. I just wish you still cared enough to show your own versatility once in a while, instead of just treading water.

Do yourself and every one of us a favor and step out of that walk-in tie-closet, put down the clown masks and show you’re capable of another flow-fest like “As The World Turns,” or a themed song like “How To Rob.” I dare you. TRIPLE-dog, actually.

We like you, 50 Cent, but at the same time…we miss you even more.

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