“By Any Means Necessary…”
Everything Else By J. Tinsley on October 28, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Philly fans are wild. I’ll leave it at that. With the World Series set to start tonight in the Bronx, you better believe it’s the hottest ticket in either town seeing as how Philly and New York are only separated by a few hours. Although I do expect Phillies fans to let their presence be known, there’s one who won’t be making the trip. Meet Susan Finkelstein.
Susie happens to be a devout Phillies fan and will go to any length to prove her loyalty. And by ANY, I mean ANY…
Investigators say Finkelstein posted an ad on the Web site Craigslist that stated she was a die-hard Phillies fan and buxom blonde in desperate need of two World Series tickets.
Police say her posting went on to say the price was negotiable and that “I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”
An undercover officer responded to the ad. Police say Finkelstein offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for World Series tickets.
If it’s one thing I took from all this, Susie’s a fighter, so I doubt one little prostitution charge will kill her dream of seeing her Phightin’ Phils in the ‘Fall Classic’ for the second consecutive season. No word yet on what she plans on doing to get to Game 2.
On a completely unrelated side note, look for Jay-Z and Alicia to perform their ode to NY prior to the first pitch. Somewhere, you have to believe Lil’ Mama is contemplating…
Posted in Everything Else, GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK, Sports — Tags: 2009 MLB World Series, Philadelphia Phillies, Susie Finkelstein, World Series
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Damn couldn’t the net police find a bigger and better fish than this. All she wanted to do is score some World Series tickets by helping someone Score. Lock up the pedaphiles free the hoes.
definitely was the cover of my local paper. crazy hos.
Couldn’t have seid it better myself, Bigga (well, maybe I could have, but I’m too lazy to try). Co-sign.
I wouldn’t give her little league tickets for sex, let alone World Series tickets.
Yes, sex is easy to get. It would’ve had to been something better. Sorry lady.
What same would’ve said:
Sam: “Give me your Audi, and it’s a deal.”
I wouldn’t give her little league tickets for sex, let alone World Series tickets.
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whew.. now that I’ve recovered I read this bitch has a masters and worked some pretty prestigious jobs too…
wow..
side note: Yankee’s fans are far classier than philly’s fans but everyone knew that already…
GO YANKS!
Classy my assy!
GO PHILS!
Seriously though, this cop wasted time hoping shit would happen to make an arrest. What a herb. I bet he went to Love Park afterwards to bust some skateboarders.
yankees fans are classier? cuz it’s classy to photoshop shane victorino wearing a skirt, insult philly’s “fashion sense” and make an issue of the phils taking the train to new york (environmentally conscious). fuck the yankees, fuck the ny post, your team is only competitive cuz the payroll is head and shoulders above anyone else’s, and the NY fitted is better than the team. peace.
Tsk Tsk @ you Sherm..lol I never saw that image of Victorino rocking a skirt and when did they diss Philly’s “fashion sense”?