What If Lil Wayne Goes To Jail?
Everything Else By Gotty™ on October 21, 2009 at 9:11 pm
So, hearing the words “The State Vs. Dwayne Carter” aren’t that odd as Wayne has caught a laundry list of cases the past couple of years. Yet, the Martian is due in court today for DNA testing. Not for paternity, but to establish his connection to a gun case in NY. Yeah, deny that gun belongs to you and we’ll CSI that ass to determine if it is/isn’t, you little rapper you. Now, we all know NY doesn’t bar pistol play, word to Plax doing time behind bars, and Weezer could face 3 ½ years in the pokey (||) if he’s convicted.
Not wishing ill will on the man (never that), but the question is how would this affect rap music is Wayne did go away for a calendar or two?
UPDATE — According to AHH, it looks like Weezy F. just may be going to jail, to the tune of eight months. DNA’s a mother for ya.
“Wayne is going to plead guilty,” a source close to the case told AllHipHop.com, stressing that this was definitely going to happen. The rapper pleaded not guilty at press time and has yet to make any such public declaration. “The date is coming up and he’s going to do it tomorrow.”
Wayne is rumored to be willing to accept the deal to avoid a long term in jail over the gun. The same source said the term will begin in February of 2010 under the terms of the deal. “If he doesn’t plead, he goes to jail for a long time,” the source said.
Below is a random smattering of rapper names who did spend a few years @ the Crowbar Hotel.
T.I. — It only bolstered his street cred…or lessened it if you’re of the school of thought that believes that he cut a deal. Whatever the case, a year and change in jail is nothing but a break in between albums. Unless he sheds his prison garb and emerges a deranged individual changed by time spent, he shouldn’t miss a step.
Shyne — I still think Puff deserves to do some jail time, partially for his role in the shooting that landed Shyne in jail and ultimately derailing a potentially great career. And now upon release, Shyne is facing deportation.
Slick Rick — If anyone could serve as Shyne’s paid advisor, Rick would be the man. He fought the (deportation) law and finally won, all after doing a couple of years of an imposed vacation. And he still has all his jewelry. Legend intact…but imagine how much more productive he could have been had he not gone to jail.
Foxy Brown — Blah. Her career fell off the radar once Jay stopped writing her verses. Next!
Max B. — The wave fizzled and, since he’s facing football numbers, I don’t see it resurfacing any time soon.
Ras Kass — Since his name wasn’t ringin’ bells before, he was unaffected. On a personal level, I always hoped that he took the time to sober up and check himself before he wrecked himself. Since reemerging, he’s been on a fairly focused tear. Which would be the direct opposite of…
DMX — Lord give us a sign that X’s ass has learned anything from his time in jail. Lord? Anyone? Bueller? Oh, now I hear you Damien.
Soulja Boy — Well, he did catch a minor charge a few weeks ago. His career would suffer, as I assume they don’t allow Youtube or webcams in the system.
Lil Kim — She’s not a snitch so her street credibility should be intact. Too bad her original body features aren’t.
Gucci Mane — Gucci seems to be a typical Southerner raised in part by the streets. Do a little time in, go to jail for the winter then come home during the summer to a nice BBQ in his honor. Not a step lost because, again like any other Southern hustler, he goes hard while he’s free, creating enough material to outlast any jail stint.
C-Murder, Mystikal, Mac — No Limit’s tank dogs…yeah, you know the story. Add in Turk (the Cash Money rapper, not the TSS commenter) and Louisiana has an all-state team of rappers.
Remy Ma — Will likely emerge from jail to hop on a remix with Papoose.
Lil Boosie — With an upcoming bid to face, let us all pray for Bad Azz’s sake that no one in the joint has access to the net, lest they may have read his aversion for anal action (||). Sidebar — I still find myself driving down the street some days, then thinking “He said he sticks pills up they booty.” Dah well.
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“but imagine how much more productive he could have been had he not shot a nigga.”
There, fixed. lol
I am tired of seeing young men and women throw away great opportunities for foolishness. But if Lil Wayne is convicted, all those years of kissing on Baby will make him very popular. Brrrrr What happened to dat boy?? lol
This is wild…
Didn’t Tip go jail before/after Urban Legend too? For silencers.
If Weezy Wee goes in, when he comes out i expect his entire face to be inked up.
He could dub his self the best rapper in jail…
I’ll be glad….although he’s fading in the eyes of fast-food listeners, cuz ppl talk bout drake n gucci more than him now…..i’ll still have a little peace of mind…..that makes two gone (lil boosie) n more to go
Didn’t Tip go jail before/after Urban Legend too? For silencers.
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What e’erybody forgets is that he went to/was in jail right as he had his first real mainstream hit.
Excuse me, “shot an AGGIN.” My apologies.
Wayne would drop soap on purpose. Did he beat that tour bus case in Arizona? I figured Sheriff Joe woulda got him.
you left pac of the list, went in dropped MATW, came out and dropped AEOM.
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if wayne gets locked up, he might actually get some street cred,
What e’erybody forgets is that he went to/was in jail right as he had his first real mainstream hit.
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he went in once for each album, right? Except King and TI Vs. TIP
Max B facing football years? sheeeeit, those are like LA Clippers numbers, yo.
I wouldn’t even blink and eye if he got “sat down” for a spell…
I bump a modest chunk of Wayne’s music, but he’s the type of rapper that, if he never touched a microphone again, I wouldn’t miss him.
Maybe that’s why this fool has been banging blood so hard on his music all of a sudden.. If he goes to prison, being affiliated is just gonna help him make a smoother transition (II)..
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I think Baby more than prepared him to have a smooth transition… all these babies be damned, lol
As long as Weezy doesn’t hire Max B’s attorney, he’ll be straight.
hip hop would probably start being good again and drake would be able to do his do properly without that wack ass bbbbbbiiiiiitch
WOW LOTTA WAYNE HATERS ON HERE WOW MAN NO MATTER WHAT YALL SAY WAYNE GON HOLD DOWN A PLACE IN HISTORY ALRIGHT EVEN IF IM DA ONLY WAYNE FAN ON HERE WOULDNT BE SURPRIZED THIS IS MORE OF A UNDERGROUND APPRICIATION SITE BUT LOVE DA SHIT YALL PUT ON SMOKINGSECTION IS HELLA DOPE AND WAYNE AINT GAY HE HAVE MORE BABIES DEN OU EVER GON HAVE LOL MABEY TOO MUCH DOU
No this isn’t an underground site, it’s a hip-hop site. Not a hip-hop gossip site like the vast majority on the net. This site is that Blue Magic, other sites got too much baking soda mixed in. And seriously, all caps? Where dey do dat at? While I’m here, am I the only one that wishes I cold here another Dedication without the singing and wack features?
Its hard to be a rapper these days. Going the Drake route might be the best look.
drake will have to pay Jayz even more of this rhymes now! ohhh poor aubery
Aubrey is ass
lil wayne aint gonna be in g.p on da island. trust me da nigga would get extorted quick. but the real question is will he sign in to p.custody, if he has to do that in the weakest house on the whole island c-76, well then da nigga really has to let that whole killa shit go. you got punks who make it a whole year in that building. Lets See
Thank God!!!! finally a break on my ears from all the lame homothug rap. And for the record Mr.Carter enjoys penis on the regular so the fucking part of jail is a no brainer, I think that Wayne is more concerned about being killed in jail for medializing the bloods the way he did(which once was really a brotherhood not just niggas with tear drops tattooed on their faces). At least he didnt cry this time when he was arrested.Hmmm “its only so long fake thugs can pretend!! Wayne down Drake on deck,()Degrassi ass Motha Fucka!! You aint no” rapper and you aint hot “vivid picture no HD i cant relate homeboy It’s due time for some real talent,
oh yea for all you female wayne fans he likes beach blonde white girls, crack, and penis.
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Fuck is wrong with u fam?
Cats is really angry for no reason.
LOL nothin is wrong with me, im not angry if anything im the opposite of angry didnt i thank god?
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You got me with that one lol.
WAYNE GOIN 2 RIKERS ISLAND IN NEW YORK ONE OF THE MOST NOTORIOUS JAIL IN THE STATE HE GONNA GET WASHED UP BY THE GOONS ESPECIALLY DEM BLOOD NIGGAS IS GONNA G CHECK YOUR BOY LIL WAYNE THAT NIGGA PROLLY GONNA BE WIT IT LIKE A SUCKA DA NIGGA IS FROM DA NO SO HE DONT KNO WAT 2 EXPECT IN NY!!!!!!! SHOUT OUT 2 ALL MY GOONS UPSTATE IN THE ISLAND C73 C74 C76 C95 THE BEACON THE SPRUNGS ALL DEM WILD GOON NIGGAS. LETS GO YANKEES!!!
screw you guys who say wayne is gay!!! if he was gay he wouldnt have an ex wife and a song called pussy monster. even in georgia bush(2nd part) he says”i like my drinks trate not gay” and also”money money money get a dollar and a dick. weezy baby that crack mother fucker get a fix gettin’ money out tha ass no homo but im rich.
dwayne rocks… scrath that lil wayne raps
I will assume every negative comment on this site made about wayne was made before he dropped “No Ceilings” and any comments made after are just by haters.
Most importantly Wayne made 50 Million dollars this year one million of that could by him his own cell. He could pay the entire prison staff ten times over to be his entourage screw just being on the pay roll. I love how people act like dropping the soap applies to rich people. on the real when you have an 8 month sentence and you have that much money, it would be surprising if you serve half the sentence you’re given.
Damn de best rapper alive…come on dis can rap plus he got maoney on top of money so it wouldnt hurt him a bit but his music…ppl still listen to his old albums like they new….
I HATED THIS INFORMATION IT DID NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION YOU GUYS SUCK MONKEY BUTTS!!!!
That fuck up wanya gone but dont let them niggas get your butt
All you haterz stupid den a bitch think about he goes to jail that just gives him time to profect his rhymes and I know he don’t write so don’t try and say what’s he gonna protect he don’t write so check no ceilings and say he wack.