Obama, you may have won the Nobel Prize, but you’re being one-upped. The winner for Best Week Ever goes to none other than Blackface!

Blackface, come on up! Who would you like to thank?

“Well, I’d really like to give a shout out to Jim Crow. But I’d especially like to thank Paris and Australia. I’m so glad you all are seemingly oblivious to hundreds of years of oppression. Way to keep me alive! And Stephen Hill, I see you. You biting my style but I’m gonna let you do ya thing my dude.”

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No, that wasn’t a leaked transcript of the BET awards (at least I don’t think it is).

The fact is, over the last week, Vogue Paris and some random talent show in Australia both featured black face. Vogue had the (?) Lara Stone appear in black face in a photo shoot. As much as I’m offended, I must say that the joke’s on her because she looks like a Slim Jim.

Meanwhile, in Australia, a group of old white guys dressed in their Sunday (racist) bests and did a Jackson 5 tribute. And crowd, don’t act like I didn’t hear you sumbitches clapping and laughing along. Thank goodness Harry Connick Jr. was on hand to teach the Aussies a thing or two about race relations. Thanks, Harry. You already had props for your post-Katrina work but now you get double daps if I ever run into you. When reached for comment Harry said:

“I thought I was in a Tyler Perry movie or something.”

Zing! See, he didn’t really say that? But I pretended so I could make a joke. It’s funny. Like Blackface and dead babies.

Vogue Paris in Black Face [Clutch]