We all would like to think that we could slay ten ninjas if the honor of our lady was at stake as a result of a physical attack. Christian Vidal didn’t whup ten dudes, but three (well two and a half) is nothing to scoff at. Normally, I’d make to a second-by-second breakdown of a fight, but this one is pretty breathtaking and commentary is already provided by TruTV. After watching it three times, all I can manage to tell you is that buddy mollywhopped these fools LOL. Appearing to be a particularly cagey brawler, Mr. Vidal did the crazy white boy leaps (“c’mon moootherfuckkerrrrs, c’mon!”), seems to have a head made of cement and a possesses a iron-heavy right haymaker.

Key Laughing Points

– The chick’s neck snapping and head bouncing @ 1:11. Yeah, it’s wrong but it’s the net & we know everybody survived. Sue me, I’m laughing.

– The back-to-back drops around the 1:40. Damn homie © Curtis.

– Him wearing the same cap for the interview.

– The crowd’s cheers throughout. I’m like buddy, I’d feel like a champ too if every time I socked a dude, a crowd gathered in the lights of Times Square was hootin’ and hollerin’ for me.

Truthfully, I don’t know if he’s the human version of a lethargic Thor or if his adversaries are just pansies. But if you know Christian Vidal, buy that man a beer & put it on my tab. Way to go slugger!