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Remember how the beginning of this decade brought forth slews of ridiculous Flash animation games to give your immaturity a boost? Jake’s Booty Call probably ranks as the prince of perversion in hindsight. I can remember spending a considerable amount of time trying to bag every chick in New Orleans and going from club to club looking for a threesome for the birdbrain that was on the “dilznic.” Ain’t nothing like the real thing, but Pimp Daddy Jake’s escapades were entertaining, nonetheless.

If you’re 18 or younger, please do apply and get your confidence up for the big game. Better Jake than you taking a slap to the face or sticking the lil’ soldier in a piping hot volcano. And if anyone can conquer the Twilight Zone, feel free to share the step by step. I swear it’s set-up for you to fail.

Play — Jake’s Booty Call (All 36 Episodes)

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