Hi there.
You may remember me from such posts as the Shake Weight and the Neckline Slimmer. I’m here to present another gem.
I honestly have no clue what this does. Apparently, it’s a device you can just slide a smooth, phallic rod betwixt your lady’s bosoms to help her go to sleep. It’s called a Kush Support and I think that has a lot to do with how this device was thought up. I swear, there’s a stoner in a room thinking “Where can I put my schlong in, on or around a woman and make it seem like it’s good for them?” And if that man’s name isn’t Jesus, I don’t know what it is.
At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone comes up with a 9″ vibrating Vajmaster 3000 for women to buy.
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I saw a mail-order catalog with all this shit, and more, on Baby Paw’s mom’s coffee table
Phwoar! She is hot, I’d love to spill my salt on her table (cushions).
True fact, if you gently massage your woman’s breasts, in a circular wax on, wax off technique, then this will trigger the emission of rest inducing endorphines within her cerebral cortex and in turn send her to sleep.
You should try it sometime, it’s more fun than warming up a glass of milk for her.
@Beef, woot, woot! Man, you still doing the Eddie Griffin impression huh?
Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!
And tell your pool table falt chested mother to leave me alone too! Or else I’ll be forced to do a Fast Eddie Falson on her, again!
Breast awareness month is great.
Paw, I did that breast massage thing you recommended for your mom AND gave her a glass of milk, and she still couldn’t go to sleep. Only the peen makes her catch z’s, lol.
now now Teef, leave the man’s mother out of the discussion.
fine, but I bet if you do a TSS x Kush Support x Shake Weight x Neckline Slimmer giveaway post, Paw’s Mom will post MAD comments, lol
@Teef, wish I could have done the massage thing on your mother, but I decided to shoot some pool on her chest instead, she’s a good sport indeed, helped me to improve my shot ten fold, and she got enough holes in her body to take the red ball, yellow balls, the black ball plus the white ball.
That’s what I like about your mother, she don’t discrimate when it comes to taking balls, she’s like the united colours of benetton or something.
Peace out Teef or should I call you by your Dickhead 6 official name… Talmadge HayTer Polpot III?
WTF is goin on in here? lmao
@David D, Teef and his Dickhead Six cronies are conspiring to stir up trouble again.
Teef has a beef with me, because some girl he has a soft spot on Twitter messaged me to say, that she thought I was cute and wot not.
Teef found out took offence to this and now he is resorting to what he is doing.
Dude is plan immature.
That’s what the French call a “Branlette espagnole”.
Go forth and google your way into the abysses of french pornorgraphy, children.
what and interesting back-and-forth to read..lol
Lmao @ this whole post.
you guys will never win a noBURRR peace prize acting like this.
will her boobs be in some sort of weird L shape when she wakes up? hahaha
best discussion ever
LmAo
I am angry that this company has stole my idea. At the age of 13, I came up with the idea to put my face in between the tittays. Now this company is going to use some device to replicate what my face does.
Baby Paw and Teef need to takes this to the ring. lol
I saw kush support and was expecting something way different
I’d love to motorboat that chick any day of the week…haha.
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