It’s Oscar season, folks. Which means that the big guns in Hollywood are bringing out their heart-wrenching, must-see movies. I don’t know about you all, but I know an early candidate for Best Picture.
Don’t believe me? Here’s your Bring It On Trailer:Fight To The Finish Checklist:
–One mention of tight weaves
–Two racist jokes about Hispanics (Bonus for mentioning Taco Bell)
–A hip Facebook mention
–Christina Milian in short shorts and revealing glory
–A fake accent from Mrs. The-Dream that would make Angela Bassett’s Jafaican portrayal of Mrs. Wallace proud.
–And finally, the return of everyone’s favorite anthem, “Gasolina”
And there you have it. We have the most recent installment of Bring It On with enough ignorance to give Tyler Perry wet granny panties. How in the blue hell did I miss this release? I’m on my way to Wal-Mart right now to by this movie and some Ramen. Word is Gotty™, an avid BIO fan, and his little one have watched this together seven times already.
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This post is more random than the LC’s now infamous cereal post lol.
Christina Milian’s best work to date came in Nick Cannon’s Love Don’t Cost A Thing…. that and the frickin’ Kim Possible theme song. “Yeah I said it” (C) Chris Rock
When it comes to talent… she has none…. she’s just sexy, but then again, that’s all she needed to get her by anyway. She’s pregnant by one of the best songwriters of this generation. Mr. Dream is stuck now!!!
BTW… if you look at Love Don’t Cost A Thing as real art in the form of a motion picture, you’re BuGGin’!
I DL’ed it for the kid but I stuck around for Ms.-Dream’s assets.
That girl has got talent!
*Try’s to figure out how a blend of BBD’s “Poison” and ATCQ’s “Buggin’ Out” would sound*
@ Amp… God has been good to her.
@ Amp… God has been good to her.
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Praise him!
My kid watched this on Sat. I did not partake.
It’s still on HD though hehe. Lemme find some free time this weekend.
If she isn’t nakkid I can’t watch that drivel
hell naw, that bitch said i dont speak taco bell menu Fuck that puta!!!
on another note didnt fine ass Hayden Patten-somethin do one of these??
The Heroes girl> Milian
Only saw the first one. Scared to see any straight to DVD sequels so to not tarnish my good memory of the first one, I left the series alone. Are any of the sequels good?
on another note didnt fine ass Hayden Patten-somethin do one of these??
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:)
Your friend,
Gotty™