I much as I spite the shit out of this always-smiling S.O.B., I’ve got to give credit to Asher Roth.
Passing prior judgment might have led you to believe otherwise, but truthfully the kid doesn’t just get and do whatever he wants because of the hype. But, if you’ve heard the thoroughly enjoyable and consistent Asleep In The Bread Aisle, you already know that. If you haven’t, peep how he straight shreds Saigon’s Just Blaze’s “C’Mon Baby” instrumental with enough awesome 90′s punch-lines to get him a gig writing with Seth MacFarlane.
Plus, you have to respect any pale MC who has enough intuitiveness to name a track after the whitest player in NBA history.
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Download — Asher Roth – “Rik Smits”
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The Flying Dutchman is the whitest player in NBA history?
I feel like the real winner here is that instrumental. I mean there’s a reason they let it play for 2 min. after Asher stopped his forgettable freestyle.
I thought Mark Price was the whitest player in NBA history?
Bill Weddington = the whitest dude in the NBA.
Mark Madsen dancing at the Lakers Championship Parade = whitest moment in NBA History
I thought the whitest dude in the NBA was Jeff Hornacek.
I’d like to nominate:
CHRIS DUDLEY
career highlight:
*Once, in a game on April 14, 1990, he missed 17 of 18 foul shots, including a record 13 straight
kobe bryant is the whitest player in the NBA
Pago – Looks like a C4 rip. Should be okay. I’ll dig around in a few.
Shawn Bradley = the whitest dude in the NBA
cmon he was mormon….cant get no whiter than that…..even white folks say damn….you white!
@ cakes
I was gonna noominate Chris Dudley too but I decided to grant it to someone who could actually ball a lil bit: but not HOF status like John Stockton.
Okay just downloaded it. Gave it a skim through, and it sounds legit. But then again I’m not the resident Sean Price expert.
Imma vote for the white boy with the RED HAIR that play for THE CELTICS…that level of whiteness shouldn’t even be allowed!
SIDENOTE:
check out this interview at Cocaine Blunts…Bun B talkin bout Goddie Mob’s “Soul Food”, Trill. http://www.cbrap.com/?p=4730#more-4730
lol at the pic. White college kids really do love this guy, huh?
Dude isn’t awful by any stretch of the imagination. That said, he doesn’t really bring anything to the table that makes me want to listen to him.
Beware,
The package is in the mail.
*(Check your e-mail for the weekly hook-up)
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Fuck this kid.
Dudes, I’ve liked your site for a long time, but this new ad-cookie is a fucking pain in the ass. It sends shit to my desktop every time I load a page. I hope you’re not sending viruses my way, too.
Roth’s doing his thing, so can’t front, got his style and his core audience on lockdown, so it’s all wavy gravy.
Pardon me, but the whitest player in NBA history was Bryant “Big Country” Reeves and the weird patch on the back of his buzz-cut, squared-out skull.