“The Kool-Aid”
Everything Else By TC on September 29, 2009 at 5:15 pm
No need to fear corporations spiking your drinking water in hopes for you to buy their product. They’ve cut out the middle man ideology and are bringing the foolishness straight to consumers. If you thought the Tru-Blood plasma drink was ridiculous enough, get a load of these bright ideas.
Ever wish you could guzzle a Red Bull® and get the opposite effects? Of course you haven’t, but Canadian company Slow Cow Drink Inc. felt that us Yankee hyperbots have been deprived of an “anti-energy” drink for far too long. With active ingredients like L-Theanine, Hops and Sodium, Slow Cow® looks to “produces a feeling of relaxation and creates a feeling of well-being” without inducing drowsiness. In a nutshell it’s like drinking a blunt without getting the munchies. No word yet on the addictiveness.
Speaking of bullshit, no amount of pauses will spare those sipping from a can of Gay Up®.
As if the cape needed any more additions…
The Colombian drink which is made from strawberries, is geared towards homosexual men as it supposedly gives their hormones a supercharge. Spanish matador Joselito Ortega recently caught flack for signing with the company in a deal that will “gay up” his cape in exchange for marketing dollars.
The real question remains: when the hell did beer go out of style?
Slow Cow, An Acupuncture Session… [Slow Cow]
Matador’s ‘Gay Up’ Deal Bucks Macho Tradition [MSNBC]
Posted in Everything Else, GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK — Tags: Gay Up, Joselito Ortega, Oddities, Slow Cow
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looks to “produces a feeling of relaxation and creates a feeling of well-being” without inducing drowsiness. In a nutshell it’s like drinking a blunt without getting the munchies. No word yet on the addictiveness.
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Fine, I’ll man up and say it. I’ll try this lol.
Speaking of bullshit, no amount of pauses will spare those sipping from a can of Gay Up®.
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I’ll wait for the straight version to sample that one.
I guess Pussy Energy Drink would be the straight version lol
http://www.pussydrinks.com/home.html
^^^
*hopes it’s not red*
Did anybody ever taste Michael Jackson’s ‘Mystery’?
What did it taste like?
OK, before the homoerotica commences, Mystery was an energy drink:-
http://www.examiner.com/x-281-Caffeine-Examiner~y2009m6d29-Possibly-the-most-expensive-energy-drink-ever–Michael-Jackson-Energy-Drink-on-Ebay
hope its not red
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hahaha, good shit….
i hope i dont gotta sip it tho a straw
Did anybody ever taste Michael Jackson’s ‘Mystery’?
What did it taste like?
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Jesus juice.
the slow cow thing has been done…its called DRANK and its been out for a while and surprisingly enough the shit works…
A slow cow as opposed to the fast ones?
Gay Up
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Subtle.
Skittles is gonna get a call for the rights to their “Taste The Rainbow” slogan any day now..
I’m trying the slow cow for sure.
Where can I get it?
There is something out already (as previously mentioned) named “Drank” that caused a stir among people when it was released.
L-Theanine is the active ingredient in green tea that relaxes you. It sets off your brains GABA receptors, which are basically your brains “natural xanax”. No sedating feelings that I’m aware of, but it is supposed to calm your brain down and reduce anxiety.