Back in March, some cops down in Florida went in for a drug bust and got deterred for over nine hours plying Nintendo Wii. Unwittingly, they didn’t know the target had security cameras installed in the house. Apparently no one had seen an episode of The Wire. Before I pushed play though, I knew these fools were playing Wii Bowling.
How’d I know? Because that game is addictive & an extreme consumer of time if you’re not careful.
But to play for nine hours straight is crazy. Forget about how many rules they broke or if they had the bowling balls to try and collect overtime as a result. I only want to know two things:
1. What their player rankings were. If they couldn’t maintain a pro rank over the course of nine hours, police work isn’t the only slacking they excel in.
2. If anyone bowled a perfect game.

This is just way too funny. Pinhead Police.
Well, I do say. If that’s not the biggest batch of tomfoolery ever seen to man.
I could thrash those fools though, & I’ve only played a few times.
man when i first got my wii we played the SHIT out of that game…wasted whole nights and many grams of dro trying to bowl a 300…
i never understood how people were ruining there tv’s with the wiimotes…its not that hard to hold onto.
oh yeah fuck the police.
I think i onlye topped out at 264
i damn near got it once and got a spare on my last frame.
this post is making me wanna fire up my wii.
just incase yall didnt know they made the web browser free a few weeks ago so if you got wi fi in your crib go dl that shit…if you already paid for it they give you back the points for it.
911 iz a joke !
i got into the 260s once when i was playing a couple times a week… now i am merely a fringe 170-200 bowler, barely pro
Wonder if they have or will form a bowling league?