For better or worse, if there’s any man alive that knows a thing or two about women, it’s Too Short (and Hugh Hefner). With about as many albums as I have years on this Earth, calling Short Dawg an O.G. is disrespectful. He’s more like one of the unsung pioneers of this Hip-Hop shit. I’ll never forget the first time I heard “Blowjob Betty” (the song sampled in “Gettin’ Some Head“) on tape in the early ’90′s. As an young kid, hearing someone rap about the stuff he spoke on in that song was mind blowing. Above anything, I knew if my mom ever heard me listening to this she might have sent me to boarding school without a second thought. She spazzed when she found my cassette single of Bone Thugs “Crossroads” in 1995. With that in mind, I can only imagine what she’d do if she knew I was listening to a song that dealt with a woman who died from having too much sperm lodged in her windpipe.

Needless to say she didn’t and I’ve been a Too Short fan ever since. Even in 2009, it’s good to see the homie hasn’t changed his M.O. one bit. Everyone’s favorite media outlet, TMZ, caught up with the real life pimp and his army of *soldiers* walking to a nightclub. What happened after the club, I’m not sure, but I’ve got a hunch.

On a related note, R.I.P. Pimp C.

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