“…that’s what’s important, right?”
The Onion coming so serious and true once again. Re: The Lions.
Junior-varsity-ass MFs.
I love/hate this turdy squad.
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LMAO that was great. glad im not a detroit fan
http://readmezzanine.blogspot.com/2009/09/how-we-get-down-in-detroit.html
http://freep.com/article/20090922/BLOG36/90922078/1049/SPORTS01/Video-of-unruly-Lions-fan-goes-viral
^ this one is almost as great lol. Unfortunately it’s not a spoof.
hahaha that girl was pretty cute too!
Haha this is amazing. That Ahmad Bradshaw pic was hilarious.
Any time a Detroit post comes up, I feel compelled to listen to Rideout & Terry Cole – Ways To Lose Detroit
the terrence holt bit was classic
“Touchdown Kevin”. That’s just classic.
Poor Lions. Can never catch a break. Wonder if they’ll end up moving to Oklahoma City.
where’s that one dude who criticizes Detroit posts every single f’n time lol?
poor detroit
here i am gotty…welcome to the detroit section.
but honestly, the only reason i complain is because i want to see other cities get a bigger run on this site. not tryin to hate on the D. ill leave it alone.
That’s not one of the onion’s better pieces
We write about stuff we feel connected to, Detroit being one of those places since we have pens who reside in & around there.
Plus, until they make a “It’s So Cold in San Fran,” we have to keep all of our attn focused on resurrecting Detroit lol.
LOL.. That’s whats wrong with the really cute ones.. They either really dumb, or really fucking crazy..
Or both.
Im calling it right now, they are winning this week.
And yes, I am a genius in case you were wondering.