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This is like a cinnamon-glazed sammich.

A comic book store strip club.

Halle Berry with a Jordan fetish.

The best of both worlds (no Kells).

The good people at Subconscious Threads decided to bestow upon me the glory of combining some of my favorite WWE stars from the 80’s and emblazoning them on some fly shirts.

*cue joygasm*

These, ladies and gents are frikkin awesome.

I first noticed Subcon when a few rappers where popping up with the Razor Ramon and Bret Hart shirts. But for some reason I couldn’t find them for myself. Then a few weeks ago, I talked to a couple of the guys during Emilio’s show. They told me they were making two more with Peter Rosenberg and good lawdy did they deliver.

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The newest shirts feature the two best wrestlers of the 80s to never win a World Title: Mr. Perfect and The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase.

Dara from Subcon was kind enough to send me over these two shirts and their superfly Mike Tyson shirt. And I must say, they exceeded my high expectations. You’ll see me rotating these three shirts for the next 4 months.

And to the great folks at Subcon, I got crazy visions © Ghostface. I’m just going to throw this out there. Two words: Ric Flair. And don’t be afraid to throw up “David D./Smoking Section x Subcon Threads” on the sleeve if you’re feeling froggy.

The rest of you might want to rush over to Karmaloop and cop. Word is, they’re flying off the shelves.