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As I worked last night, President Obama’s health care address played in the background but I didn’t immediately recognize “you lie.” What I heard was the chorus of boo’s & thought “That was pretty disrespectful. Damn, they really hate illegals huh?” Upon watching the replay, it was then I heard South Carolina Senator Joe Wilson’s “breach of protocal.” And with that, a high-ranking trending topic on Twitter & immediate backlash were born.

Now, the effed up part is that SC’s so backwards, the citizens & taxpayers there will probably reelect this backwoods mofo when the time comes. In fact, his outburst was probably a rally call so if you’re in the area, don’t be too alarmed by the massive amounts pickup trucks draped with Confederate flags around you @ a stoplight. It’s a way of life there.

While the cameras weren’t pointed on Wilson, my inside source told me that “people started scooching their chairs as far away as they could & pointing fingers @ him as he farted in the middle of a 6th grade math classroom.” Word has it he was unlacing his Stacey Adams to hurl them @ Obama, reminiscent of another political agitator, until the overwhelming disdain voiced by others made him change his mind.