I Still Hate Michael Jordan (The Hall Of Fame Edition)

09.11.09 Written by Jason H.

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I hated Michael Jordan growing up. That baldheaded jerk with his tongue out made me cringe when he stepped on the court. And like many fans of NBA teams other than Jordan’s Chicago Bulls, it was hard to argue why your team was better. From Barkley to Malone to Ewing to Reggie Miller, all these greats of the 90′s don’t have a championship ring thanks to number 23. It’s been over a decade since he’s worn that Bulls jersey (I won’t even consider his time with the Wizards admissible to his resume) but I still hate him. Read the rest of this entry »

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Curren$y – “16 Switches” Video

09.11.09 Written by Gotty™

The stoner comes through with a late but still on time video for “16 Switches” off T.A.N.M.. Read the rest of this entry »

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9.11 The Cooler

09.11.09 Written by Gotty™

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Going Toe To Toe With Kessia

Just What The World Needed, A Big Mac Burrito [The Consumerist]

Advertising the Lego way [Epic Carnival]

Lady Gaga Continues To Be Everywhere And Do Everything [The Life Files]

The Takers Poster Is The Worst Poster Ever Made [Videogum]

Jay-Z, Will Smith Back $11 Mil “Fela” Play [AHH]

Rhapsody: Stream 8 Million Songs to Your iPhone [Mashable]

Does Michael Jordan Have Any Friends? [Deadspin]

Cormega: The Unkut Interview [Unkut]

Prison Break Via Cardboard Box [Recall]

10 Funniest Moments In Muppet Show History [Super Tremendous]

Porn Industry Wants to Sell You Sexy Movies Through Your Xbox or PS3 [Gizmodo]

Home Run! CNN/ORC Poll: 14-Point Jump In Health-Care Reform Support Among Viewers [Crooks & Liars]

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Notable Quotable – KiD CuDi’s “Solo Dolo (Nightmare)”

09.10.09 Written by TC

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“My world, turns
Flippin’ the bird
To the ones who fig-ure
me out, Kast no not the duo
Back at Shaker Heights Read the rest of this entry »

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Adidas Does Autumn…

09.10.09 Written by Gotty™

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I’ve been restraining myself for going on an e-hunt for these ZX9000′s from Adidas’ fall releases. Well, that’s really a lie because I have done some lightweight browsing. And I did hit up Norml’s website for contact info but thankfully the email bounced. Read the rest of this entry »

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Kool Keith – “Executive Suites”

09.10.09 Written by Gotty™

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Last I remember, Kool Keith was Tashan Dorsett & releasing an album. And I remember the video for this song…but can’t remember the audio ever releasing. Read the rest of this entry »

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TSS 2009 NFL Preview: AFC

09.10.09 Written by TSSCrew

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The months between the Super Bowl and season opener can be horrible for die hard football fans. Any bit of football news is all we have to satiate ourselves until the drought subsides. Sure this off-season saw some interesting roster changes, whiny wide receivers, off-field mishaps and the return of Michael Vick. But patience definitely is definitely a virtue when your off-season is almost half a year.

Thankfully, the wait is finally over. The TSS sports collective has come together and provided our predictions for the regular season. We’re starting off with the AFC  in the spirit of tonight’s matchup between the 2008 Superbowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers and the 2008 AFC South Division Champion Tennessee Titans. We’ll hit you up with the rest of the conference along with the NFC soon enough. But for now, sit back, read and get mad at our picks.

Just realize that we’re all armchair quarterbacks here. Read the rest of this entry »

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Kidz In The Hall – “Jukebox”

09.10.09 Written by TC

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More educational electronica from those Mensa musicians. It appears that fans won’t be in the Land Of Make Believe until 2010 so until then, just put a quarter in this here jukebox, start shaking and moving all around. Read the rest of this entry »

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Lee Bannon – “The Return (Part 2)”

09.10.09 Written by Gotty™

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Producer Lee Bannon with today’s mid-afternoon slow burner for your eardrums. “The Return (Part 2)” featuring U-N-I, Talib Kweli, Zion I & Sha Stimuli. A deep, sensual drum provides a majestic backdrop for the emcees to do their thing & nobody slacks. Read the rest of this entry »

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Freddie Gibbs – midwestgangstaboxframecadillacmuzik (No DJ Version)

09.10.09 Written by Gotty™

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To call this project a success might be an understatement. Shouts to Gibbs, Skee, Lambo, Archie & everybody who had a hand in putting together a mixtape that would rate better than most artists’ albums. That’s all I’m going to say because after Freddie’s song-by-song breakdown, the only thing left for us to do is to give you the no DJ version to complete the cipher. Read the rest of this entry »

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Caster Semenya Is Part Woman…And Part Man?

09.10.09 Written by Gotty™

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Well damn © OJ Da Jewman. Track & field athlete Caster Semenya is more than a woman, that’s if this turns out to be true. That’s right folks, they’re saying she is a hermaphrodite. Yep, she can use either restroom she wants. Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Young Dro Plays Snippet of “I Just Want To Flow”

09.10.09 Written by Gotty™

“They swore I was a kitten but I’d grow into a Jaguar, Man I went to walking to ‘aggin you got a bad car,’ Ricky Bobby, fast car…”

And with that, Dro is back. Of course, let him tell it & he’ll lead you to believe that he was just exercising his creative license as an artist by doing that fruity swag futuristic malarky. While I know there was a lane for him & LA to do that, hearing Dro rhyme & spit like this over Drake’s “Successful” is what initially fond of his music. We just want you to flow to Dro. Make it happen.

The R.I.P. mixtape, coming soon.

[Via]

Previously Posted — Video: Young Dro Talks P.O.L.O. & Polo

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44. Seven Figures, Cash

09.10.09 Written by Beware

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45. A Ghost

46. Hong Kong

47. Megan Fox Sex Tape

Oh, whoops.

You just caught me in the middle of updating my list of Things To See Before I Die.

If you haven’t heard by now, much to the built-up-and-ready-to-explode chagrin of millions of men worldwide, Megan Fox just told MTV that there will ‘never’ be a ‘Megan Fox Sex Tape.’ Read the rest of this entry »

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Chelsea’s Worst Transfers Of The Abramovich Era

09.10.09 Written by Devin Chanda

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Last week, news broke that English heavyweights Chelsea were to be banned from buying any talent in the next three transfer windows (January ’10 and Summer ’10) after improperly inducing French teen Gaël Kakuta to jump ship from RC Lens.

Now, without the ability to supplement their aging squad with new faces, Chelsea will face a tough task in keeping up with Europe’s elite as it standard practice for teams to reload every transfer window. Consider the fact that Chelsea has a strong African contingent (Drogba, Essien, Obi Mikel) that they’ll lose in January to the African Cup of Nations and the Kakuta signing becomes even more disastrous. Read the rest of this entry »

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Fashawn – The Antidote

09.10.09 Written by Gotty™

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When you see “compiled & produced by The Alchemist,” is there really any question as to if you should check for this one? Read the rest of this entry »

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