I think every time something unfortunate happens to Michigan, Ohio State should be awarded a point and vice-versa. In fact, it should be included in the handicap when the two rivals face. After Saturday’s game, the count should be…

OSU – 1
Michigan – 0

The Buckeyes get a point because fifth year senior punter Zoltan Mesko (idiot kicker © Peyton Manning) gets trampled while running out with the team. He reminds of the goofy kid who always threw the ball too high for the next man or leaped too late during the tip drill in basketball.

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