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By Beware / 09.18.09

Get a load of this sociological nightmare, courtesy of Fox News.

Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother, Aimee Louise Sword, used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search.

So…uh, yeah. Unbelievable, right? Apparently, this kid – a minor and possibly still a virgin- won’t say whether or not he knew it was his mother who ‘raped’ him last week. It get’s better worse. Her freak ass obviously copped a fat case, which has lead to a music-related revelation so implausible it could only be true.

Sword’s attorney Kenneth Burch told the Press that his client “maintains her presumption of innocence” and said the accusations of incest have been very difficult for her.

But Sword herself has spoken since she first was arrested, writing on her MySpace page that she was inspired by rapper and former jailbird Lil’ Kim because “she rises during the worst of obstacles.”

“Reminded me of myself,” Sword wrote on the Web page, where she uses the name Aimee Pope.

Considering I’m pretty sure I saw Kim stroking her kitten last week, I guess this should really surprise no one.

Police: Michigan Mom Found Long-Lost Son Online, Raped Him [Fox News]


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