One of you film buffs or pupils of photography will tell me that, artistically, this promotional clip for Kanye & Lady Gaga’s Fame Kills Tour alludes to a classical scene in a movie or it’s a fantastic representation of how Mars & Venus interact within the complexities of their constantly strained relationship.

I’ll tell you is all that I see is milky-white sideboob and a Black man’s hand. And that these two personalities with superegos are more than likely to have one of the most extravagant stage shows we’ve seen in some time. I mean I’m expecting to see walking, dancing dildos, flying chimpanzees & some mo’extra shit.

But who knows if it will actually begin on 12.12, the projected first stop on the tour, as the actual tickets have begun to do a disappearing act and Kanye saying he needed time away from the scene.