Now, I’m far from being another Anna Wintour (I still rock the occasional jersey-fitted combo), but lawd, I call it as I see it: Lady Gaga stays dressin’ like she’s been hanging out with Wu-Tang and then starts doodling her next outfit. At the VMAs, she took it to another level, and if it weren’t for Kanye, all the chatter would’ve been about Gaga. And homegirl is pretty consistent with the ridiculousness, if you look below:


VMAs 2009

gaga-vmas

I understand Gaga might not be the prettiest bee, but is she really that insecure that she needs a wreath and I’m-not-gonna-try-and-guess-what-the-fuck-that-red-thing-is to cover up?

July 2009

medusa

Let’s call this one her Medusa get-up. The lace bunny ears kinda only work for Halloween at Hef’s, but at least the lilac lipstick is a nice touch… I guess.

July 2009 (Again)

32327PCN_PressConf

No comment.

March 2009

bubble

This, I like. But, why someone would ever where such a thing, I don’t know.

February 2009

lady-gaga

As if looking retarded wasn’t bad enough, she takes it one step further into the abyss: hipster chic.

February 2009 (Again)

sailor

The look isn’t all that bad, but going all the way from disco Barberella to sailor chic is certainly indicative of someone who smokes too much sherm.

January 2009

crackwhore

The Amy Winehouse (read: crackwhore) look perfected.

At least God wasn’t all that unforgiving…

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