For all you males looking to take Beyoncé’s advice, Wook Kandor is looking for one of you studs to put a ring on it.
See she’s kinda “taken” but not for long if one you chumps step up to the plate. Her husband is in rehab for injecting that’s that shit in his veins and she’s not looking to get played when Junior cleans himself up and is ready to take on the world. She has experience in relationships (she’s been married 22 times) and experience in life…period (she’s 107 years young).
Did I mention she lives in Malaysia? Tropical honeymoon day in, day out.
The real travesty here is some of you investigating to see if she has Oprah dough to see if it’s worth it. SMH.
107-Year-Old Woman Is Looking For Her 23rd Husband [UK Daily]
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Gotty, you know damn well ain’t nobody commented yet cuz they on that plane to Malaysia already.
Gotty? TC’s the one who found her interesting. Not me lol.
Dude. NO.
Hey Paw, why don’t you go on ahead and dedicate one of your patented poems to this old bag. lol
@Teef, I kid you not, but Malaysia is on my shortlist for a potential honeymoon destination, but not with Wook Kandur though!
I think the soul mate that she is looking for is none other than the Colt 45 man himself, Lando Calrissian.
Plus I think she got major papes, look at the picture, she is flexing them Malaysian ringgit notes like she’s Horace Brown or Bawse!
Wook Kandur you’re like lightening, so let me bring the thunder,
Rock your world and send you six feet under.
So that I can inherit your stacks of ringgits.
Your love is simply the lime pits.
Promise to give you a part in the next Star Wars movie.
If you just sign over your fortune to me, groovy!
B-coz I really wanna jibba jabba your hut.
Don’t matter to me that you almost as old as King Tut.
Ole girl, work that butt, I said work that butt.
B-coz when you do it looks like you rubbing together two prunes,
And you know me, I’m a straight loon, for your poon poons,
Love your name, are you an Ewok or a Wookie?
Tea at the Chalmun’s Cantina then over to my place for some nookie,
I wanna dunk you in my glass of milk my Malaysian rice cookie!
LOL@Baby Paw’s Cougar.. no she is older than a Cougar.. Sabertooth Tiger Haiku.
TC is a deeply troubled man. lol
Paw just blessed us with another classic!
Sheeeeeiiiittttt… GTFOH
kiss the ring
i like you,can you give me a chance